I was behind a psychedelic van yesterday and it had a few good ones - "Honk if something falls off" and "You might be laughing at me because I'm different, but I'm laughing at you because you're all the same." See any good ones lately?
2006-09-05 12:52:46 · 24 answers · asked by Isthisnametaken2 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's such a beautiful day,
I think I'll skip my medications
2006-09-05 13:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Inbreeding Ban Country Music
2006-09-05 20:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work harder millions on welfare depend on you
My child was inmate of the month at county jail
Can't feed em? Don't BREED em"
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
I'm retired go around me
mom@stressedout.com
Filthy Stinking Rich ( 2 out of 3 ain't bad)
2006-09-05 20:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by babygirl4us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at this gift shop here were i live theres alot of funny 1s. theres "retired i was tired yesterday and im tired agian today". "keep honking im reloading", "horn broken watch for the finger", "my wife says i never lisen to her...or something like that", "i used up all my sick days so i called in dead", "im retired dont ask me to do a damn thing", "get in sit down hang on and shut up", "cation blonde thinking", and "in your case brain washing would be a good thing". theres alot more and there all so hilarious!
2006-09-05 20:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by broken flame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry if this offends but I thought it was funny.
I show a bumper sticker that had a picture of the virgin Mary on one side a the caption
"see abstinence is not a hundred percent."
2006-09-05 19:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by the_monkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Castration for a Better Nation
It refers to stricter punishments for child molesters and rape offenders.
2006-09-05 19:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by decababe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus may love you but the rest of us think you're an A**Hole
Mary was an unwed teenage mother
Eve was framed
2006-09-05 19:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Blah 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are two that i have :)
"Im only speeding cause i really have to poop" and there is a pic of cartoon poop on it.
and
"Cleverly disguised as a responsible teenager"
2006-09-06 14:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Live life crazy. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this cars swerving it's coz I'm drunk. not that i agree with drunk driving but i had to laugh
2006-09-05 19:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
driver swerves and hits people at random,i only do what my rice crispies tell me too
2006-09-05 21:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋