Whats the worst thing you've done when you were drunk?

Question

I run naked down the local high street, i was totally wrecked because i remember it was snowing, I don't drink half as much now........ lol

Answer 1

got it to the wrong car and started have ing a conversation with a woman ...only to look out off the window to see my friends in an other car (same type and colour ) all laughing at me

Answer 2

I don't know about worst but embarrassing laughable would be..

It was my high school leaving party. As all kids do you get a bit drunk. During the evening kids do stupid practical jokes, which include the traditional, lets run off with the men at work warning signs, cones and barriers.
Obviously i had nothing to do with and as you may be guessing, had no idea it had been done. Until while walking along, giggling and have a laugh i then fell straight down the whole in the road.

Luckily unhurt and still laughing my head off.

Answer 3

this is years ago when i was 13 (i dont drink at all now) i got blind drunk on cider sat in the park with me mates .they were a bit older than me and more used used to drinking anyway after a bit i started feeling a bit ill but not wanting to look like a baby i said i was ok to go home by myself im not to sure about the next bit but i must have passed out in the street and someone called an ambulance the next bit i remember i woke up in the AandE and this man was trying to make me swallow a tube to pump my stomach out i wasnt having non of that so i jumped up (still drunk)and ran out off the hospital i was miles from home no money the only thing to do was ring home for a lift as luck would have it i found a phone box near by but what i didnt know was a girl about my age had run away from the deaf school and the police where looking for her so then the phone box door opens and 2 police men are stood there and they say are you the girl whos run away musta all got a bit to much and i stood there looking gormless and all i could say was Ehhhh so thinking i was deaf they tried to get me in the car ,it was at this point when i got abusive and not being in no mood for my shinanigans they took me to the station and locked up for the night with a big butch lesbian i didnt sleep a wink .in the morning they gave me a £1and sent me home on the bus dirty smelly 1 shoe dont know where the other went and to top it all i was grounded for 3 months

Answer 4

Whilst going for a pee in the garden at my parents house, so as not to make too much noise whilst inside, I lost my balance only to fall against the side of the greenhouse. At first nothing happened but then, in slow motion, I heard a crack as the glass broke and I fell through it!

I woke the next day in my suit (had been out straight from work) with cuts to both hands and rips all over the suit.

I had recollections of breaking glass so when I got up I went outside only to see my dad looking at the broken side of the greenhouse with a confused expression on his face.

I got away with it - how I'll never know but I did!

Answer 5

A no-brainer for me: I flew over the handlebars of my 12-speed at two in the morning, returning from a late-night beer run and landed on my face, knocking out all of my front teeth. I also slid about ten feet on my face down the pavement which, trust me, was no fun at all. I can look back on this now (it was eighteen years ago) and smile. I got home, even brought the beer along with me (cans) and rang the front doorbell to my home. The door opened and the person ghasped. He said "You reminded me of some of the things I had seen in the war (World War II)." I had, of course, bled all over myself and - no front teeth. That had to be a low point in my life. I hope it never happens to anyone who might to read this. When we get drunk, for some strange reason, the need for safety seems to go out the window. Eighteen years later, I don't miss the hangovers and that whole lifestyle at all. And I also am much better balancing on the bicycle sober. Sent with good energies to you from Chris in South Portland, Maine, U.S.A. (I am now 63 years old.)

Answer 6

Due to emptying most of a bottle of whisky in a club I was sick on a police car outside a kebab shop in liverpool and woke up next morning hugging a communal toilet in hotel, door open, trousers round ankles - not proud but there you are. I was young and I needed the money and I don't drink whisky no more and I don't know why I was in Liverpool.

Answer 7

lets see i kissed a guy at senor frogs some mexican guy who was about 40 something and not cute, i then threw up all over my car, drove 40 miles on the interstate riding on the median pretty much the whole way, and when i got home i said i was gonna sit on the porch and chill out for a bit and ended up sleeping there till the next morning around 7.

Answer 8

Went home,put some bacon on the grill and went to bed,burnt the kitchen and had smoke damage in the living room and dining room,stairs and landing;luckily I had closed the bedroom door so lived to tell the tale !I have never ever touched Caffrey's beer since !

Answer 9

Pass out over a cleaners sink in the janitors room in Finsbury Park tube station. Mingin'

Answer 10

well lets see i went up to the motel i worked at cleaning rooms for the railroad crew and went to one of the really fine one's room. He was always hitting on me anyway and had kissed me twice already. Anyway i went to his room and started to strip. We ended up going to the bar and i dont remember leaving the bar. The last thing i remember was him telling me i was drunk and he wouldnt sleep with me while i was drunk. I left to go home got pulled over got a DWI and spent the night in jail.