tell me something funny or scary that happened to you.?

Answer 1

I went over to a couples house for a sales call. I was wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The whole way there I really had to take a crap. As I got the the house I just about ran into the house and asked to use the bathroom, leaving my briefcase on the table. The couple sat at the table waiting for me. I ran to the bathroom, but didn't make it and pooped all over myself and the bathroom before I got onto the toilet. I cleaned what I could, but my cloths were covered in crap. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I decided to climb out the window, get into my car and drive away... I left my briefcase on the table where they were waiting for me.

This was both funny and scary

Answer 2

Well, it scared the beegeebers out of me when it happened but when I was in the 6th grade my best friend's mother died, she had been like a second mother to me. Being only 12 and not really knowing anyone who had died before it was a weird day, to say the least. Anyway, that night I woke up from a dead sleep and I just felt like her Mom was standing at the foot of my bed. I was WAY TOO SCARED to look and basically spent the rest of the night frozen solid laying on my side until the morning light.

Now that I am older it is a good memory. If she was there, I'm sure she was just letting me know everything was OK.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

A horribly scary moment was when my niece was sitting at a glass table and the legs collapsed. The glass tabletop broke and shredded her thigh and hip. She was bleeding so badly that there was no time to wait for an ambulance. I was so upset that I actually cussed out God for letting that happen.

Answer 5

I was in the movie theater watching a flick when I had the urge to go to have a bm, but it was right to the really suspenseful part and I did not want to get up, so I tried to go nonchalantly in my popcorn bucket. There were only 4 other dudes in the theater so it wasn't that bad, except it stunk up the whole place and one of the other people went out and got one of the ushers. I tried to hurry and kick the popcorn bucket down the aisle, and a whole bunch of number 2 spilled out. When the usher came in and discovered the poop corn, he was pretty ticked and almost had a nervous break down. All 5 of us got a refund on our ticket, and a voucher for free pop corn. Nice.

Answer 6

When I was younger, I was in the Girl Scouts and one of the camp leaders put a frog in my bed and I thought it was a snake when I pulled back my covers. Another time when we were camping we heard drums, and some of the girls investigated and saw some indians. We were all scared and then we found out the indians were having an indian dance for some Brownie troop and they invited us to watch them.

Answer 7

Not scary but painful, about an hour ago I was making some dough for a pie crust and the wooden rolling pen fell fro the counter right onto my big toe!!!! OUCH!! now it's purple and stuff that sux

Answer 8

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Answer 9

I've got both.
I almost killed My friend and myself snowmobiling in my backyard. I live in a rural-y part of Pennsylvania and my house is almost built on a cliff. I was riding back behind my house trying to talk to my friend/passenger and not looking, and this huge tree popped out of nowhere. I swerved to avoid it and was about 8 inches from falling 40 feet to my death. SO SCARY.

Answer 10

I was at a party once and saw someone get shot, meanwhile I had to run out (in HEELS) the garage with a million other people, before the cops came!! That was pretty scary...