if the second coming of christ happens but christ is in the form of a lesbian.what will happen to christianity as we dont know it and will christ wear birkenstocks??
2006-09-05 10:22:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
We are out rousing the Rabble today, my Dear, aren't we? A woman would be radical enough for the Right-Wingers let alone a lesbian...even the middle range christians' heads are spinning now. I don't think Jesus would wear Birkenstocks. Nice shoes, but expensive....maybe a nice flat sandal.
2006-09-05 10:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you've met my wife, Christ would have to be a lesbian to achieve a second coming as a woman.
As a guy, he probably had 5 on the first day, but he's taking a lot of time out.
Do I get burnt now for blasphemy?
Or is that just Muslims?
2006-09-05 10:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Definitely birkenstocks. And oversized clothes.
2006-09-05 10:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Then everyone will blindly follow just like they have done for centuries now - I'm sure it won't bother them!
As for the Birkenstocks - do they still make jesus sandels? I'm sure he'd like a pair!
2006-09-05 10:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Birkenstocks???!!
Have I missed something- are they like what lesbians are wearing now?? why birkenstocks?
2006-09-08 08:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men will still have that teenage fantasy that somehow, every lesbian on the fact of the planet, including Christa, just has not met the right man yet. LOL
2006-09-05 10:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jack P 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I reckon Scholl mules, but maybe she would be a lippy lezza, not a Hebden Bridge lezza snd wouldn't wear sandals
2006-09-05 12:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by n2mustaches 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this is a good question since it is highly rumoured that christ was gay with john,'the disciple he loved more than the rest and kissed him on the lips'.
as for the lesbian part i think thats what the nuns have been waiting for.
2006-09-05 11:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Will Christ be the lipstick type lesbian we see on depicted in porno's or the Real-Life lesbian's that wear flat shoes and drive buses ?
2006-09-05 10:27:23 · answer #9 · answered by jediruszkai 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hehe
That would just be too cool but as far as what would happen... I am sure most Christians would deny her as really being Christ.
2006-09-05 10:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋