If a Donkey and a Camel where pitted against one another in an eternal fight to the death (weapons allowed in the third round), who would be the victor?
2006-09-05 10:16:38 · 25 answers · asked by mick241602 3 in Local Businesses ➔ Singapore
well i think the donkey because as everyone knows throughout a donkeys life they put up with a lot of **** like giving fat kids a ride up and down blackpool beach all day what do camels do besides poo?? and camel poo reeks!
2006-09-05 10:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by cleo the pussycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In turkey camels are made to wrestle each other during an annual festival, and bets are placed on them. Wild asses have quite a kick on them, but the domesticated donkey is a small, supine creature, and the camel's bite and reiliance would see it through.
2006-09-05 10:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Bovril 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Victor in the long term would be the donkey....'cos he'd have his jacket to keep the cold night air at bay, The camel, would have smoked itself to death.
2006-09-05 10:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Dick s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put money on the donkey. Stockier and more nimble. Come third round those teeth would make short work of the camels b0ll0cks.
2006-09-05 10:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by redcar_racer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it's the Donkey because I really don't like Camels.
2006-09-05 10:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by slipper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The camel, the donkey would die of dehydration.
2006-09-05 10:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by Country Girl for Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The camel, everyone knows donkey's are worthless.
2006-09-05 10:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by Smitty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's gotta be a Donkey - they're so cute. Camels are ugly and spit at you.
2006-09-05 10:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren 1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mt 21:a million-6 even as Jesus and the disciples drew close to Jerusalem and got here to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives, Jesus despatched 2 disciples, affirming to them, “pass into the village opposite you, and right this moment you'll locate an *** tethered, and a colt with her. Untie them and produce them the following to me. And if every person ought to assert something to you, reply, ‘The draw close has desire of them.’ Then he will deliver them rapidly.” This surpassed off so as that what were spoken with the help of the prophet will be fulfilled: Say to daughter Zion, “Behold, your king comprises you, meek and driving on an ***, and on a colt, the foal of a beast of burden.” The disciples went and did as Jesus had ordered them. They presented the *** and the colt and laid their cloaks over them, and he sat upon them.
2016-10-15 23:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
camel,
they will stare each other untill a week without food and water.......
and eventually the last weapon will be a glass of water,,,,, donkey will die from dehydration........by then
2006-09-05 20:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋