2006-09-05 10:11:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A birthday box probably has enough air moving through it where as the chicken will probably live, not suffocate. But, the chicken may actually cease to live due to other factors other than suffocation. It may die of a massive heart attack due to the stresses you would have put it in, or it might die of starvation (if in there long enough), etc.
However, I think the whole question is moot becuase this is a sick and senseless thing you're proposing. Even though I don't find it funny, I hope that this is just a joke question. If you're going to kill a chicken, I hope that it is done humanely and for the purpose of becoming food for humans. Otherwise, I stick to the notion that you are a sick, sick individual.
Good day to you sir! and Good luck!
2006-09-05 10:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken reads post and asks same question replacing the "chicken" word with the donkey's relative
*note see example below
~How long will it take for a ___ to suffocate inside a birthday box with a red ribbon?
Much longer than it would take them to cross the street and call the ASPCA maybe O_-
2006-09-05 17:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uncle Teddy, your creativity today is just baffling me....here I go to the web again:
http://www.ask.com/web?q=How+long+will+it+take+for+a+chicken+to+suffocate+inside+a+birthday+box+with+a+red+ribbon%3F&qsrc=0&o=333&l=dir
2006-09-05 17:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chicken won't suffocate if you put breathing holes in the box.
2006-09-05 17:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by love2travel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let's put you in that box with a pretty red ribbon and just see how long it takes!
2006-09-05 17:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by Alterfemego 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm... You might need to test it out on Yourself first to be sure. But You're gonna need someone to tie the ribbon for You.
2006-09-05 17:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by M L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but I do know that it would live longer if the ribbon were blue
2006-09-05 17:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by worldhq101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me get a chicken, a box, and some ribbon, I will get back with you when it dies.
2006-09-05 17:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the red ribbon is cutting off it's air supply, not long.
2006-09-05 17:14:25 · answer #9 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww, don't do that to the poor thing. A chicken is a living thing. Stop that!
2006-09-05 17:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by Olivia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋