How do DOGS Poop so cleanly? IE: How come they don't get poo all over there butt like me?
I don't understand, my dog can drop a two pound loaf and just two kicks of his feet, and he is done. I drop a load, and I get shiite all over my butthole, and am wiping for like ten minutes. The dogs butthole is clean as a whistle? I'm not suggesting we give my dog the white glove cleanliness test, but when I get done pinching off a deuce, my anus and all affected areas look like a Jackson Pollack painting. How can dogs shiite so efficiently?
2006-09-05 10:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
ROFL!!! u must be bored!! LOL get some baby wipes--I use them & feel clean & fresh every time! (they have unscented ones for adults at Wal-Mart) don't waste ur $ on the expensive ones, they all work the same way!
2006-09-05 10:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sheryl R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becaue they don't eat McDonalds, Taco Bell, Pizza....etc
2006-09-05 10:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Olivia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea
but to help you with your problem try dampening the tissios while wiping
2006-09-05 10:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy. You just have to be smarter than the human.
2006-09-05 10:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by JesusH.Christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, they don't have butt cheeks to get in the way.
2006-09-05 10:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by lunitari601 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to eat more fiber, dude.
2006-09-05 10:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
fiber, fiber, fiber
2006-09-05 10:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Aces N 8's 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
anal explosion
2006-09-05 10:16:42 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋