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2006-09-05 09:51:10 · 38 answers · asked by england til i die 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Whoa, !!! hold on there ' Bold Eagle '.....would a well trained husband be as good as your wife ? .... Guess you would'nt....
2006-09-05 09:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure same monkey is better at cleaning than YOU ARE. Have you ever tried to help your wife around the house? Don't pick on her ability or lack thereof in the cleaning department until you've tried lending a hand. Or at least thanking her for the effort.
2006-09-05 09:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not good at cleaning? Maybe she feels ran down. I don't know your situation, or how often you help out in this area, But Help her make out a regular schedule on what rooms need to be done through the week. Set laundry to a day when you both have less going on. Im not saying do it for her, but show you want to help. Maybe you already are and are tired of her unwillingness, In that case sounds like a severe case of laziness. Not good if so. This day in age everything including the housework needs to be equally shared, especially when there are minor children are involved and if both parents work. Feel free to Write me back and tell me more!
2006-09-05 10:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by zeena 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are they flying monkeys or regular monkeys?
If your wife is a witch you could have a problem if she got control of the flying monkeys. Your wife may also melt when in contact with a pail of water, that may be why she doesn't want to clean the floors.
2006-09-05 09:57:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but what could that monkey do with the broom handle while you are sleeping? That is the question that needs to be answered.
2006-09-05 09:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by BadAdvice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys Bite
2006-09-05 14:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by female with teeth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One small trained monkey, no. But 3 small trained monkeys, well now that's a different story....
2006-09-05 10:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by whoamihere32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow sounds like you are frustrated at your homefront. Try speaking with your wife about how you enjoy living in a clean home. Then if it does not get better hire a cleaning lady.
2006-09-05 09:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Tricia P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The little ones can't reach the windows or the counter tops. The last little one I had drowned in the downstairs toilet. I didn't find him until he started to stink. Chimps are about as small as you can go, but big apes work better. Until they figure out they can slap you around. Uh oh, here he comes, I gotta go. Somebody help me!
2006-09-05 12:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! Your wife must not meet your standards of cleaning. Surely you must have known that before you married the pig.
2006-09-05 09:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a LARGE monkey would work better... It could take the trash out too.
2006-09-05 10:00:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋