If you had to shake the hand of the 7th person who smelled your fart, how would you go about it?

Answer 1

To accurately determine the 7th person who smelled your fart, you will need to make a few simple calculations.

1) you will need 7 people with in a comfortable distance from the origination point.

2) you will need to calculate the distance from each nose to the origination point
nose off floor - origination point off floor

3) you will need to multiply that number times the distance from the origination.

4) add 50 % to this number if they are standing on opposite side of the origination point.

The person with the largest number will be the seventh person to smell that fart. Typically the tallest person standing in front of you will be the recipient of the hand shake.

Note: this is only good in a controlled environment, temperature is constant, no wind or ventilation, no heavy corduroy slacks.

Answer 2

You should ask in the Astrology section, as this question clearly concerns Uranus.

Answer 3

I am curious to see how this will play out.