Can some one try and put a smile on my face, just not feeling well today, I feel yucky of sorts. the one who does gets 10 points star rating of 5 from me.
2006-09-05 08:34:57 · 7 answers · asked by brown 25 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
i have a dirty joke.
There's this couple in an old folks home, John and Betty. John says to Betty it's been a while since any one has touched my (u know what). Betty says well if that's all you want I can do that. So Betty takes it in her hand and holds it for awhile. This goes on every day for a few weeks. Then one day John doesn't show up. So Betty goes looking for him. She finds him in Susan's room. Later she asks John what he was doing with Susan and how could he cheat on her. John then says I'm sorry Betty, but Susan has Parkinson's disease.
2006-09-05 08:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by laneybugbaby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-06 11:22:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a cute joke for you:
A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt and pointed to his nipples.
"I've got two of these," he said. "How about you?"
The little girl opened her blouse and showed him her nipples. So the boy pointed to his belly button. The little girl looked down and showed him her belly button. So the little boy dropped his drawers and pointed to his penis. The little girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but she couldn't find that particular organ. The little boy taunted her till she ran home to her mommy.
She returned 15 minutes later with a big grin on her face.
"My mommy told me that when I am 18 years old, I'll have as many of those as I want!"
2006-09-05 08:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by wondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife pull into a fast food restaurant in Canajoharie, N.Y. They were debating how to pronounce the name of the town. So they said to the girl behind the counter, "Now tell us real slow : Where are we?"
"Burrrrrrgerrrrr Kiiiinnnnng"
2006-09-05 08:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should listen/read Shel Silversteins work when your down.
This is a song called
Hippie-Red Neck Marriage
They say a Red-Neck and a Hippie should never get married
But we just laughed and done it anyway.
For a while life was fine...cause your life's so different from mine
But now it seems we both just ain't got very much to say.
'Cause I realize you'll never love Hank Williams
And I don't like the Rolling Stones a bit.
And all my friends have short hair and smoke "Lucky's"
And all your friends have long hair and smoke "****"
So go and roll yourself another reefer
And I'll go pour myself another beer
And please don't ask me why, we can't give it one more try.
'Cause I'm too drunk to tell you, babe...and you're too stoned to hear.
I like to dress up and look just like a rich man
And you like wearin' jeans and lookin' poor.
And I like dancin' slow, where the "Schlitts" and memories flow
And I like to drink my coke and you like sniffin' yours.
-Shel Silverstein.
2006-09-05 09:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel Bitchface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear ... " Yucky ".... here's one. Where do all they send all the nimble fat nummies when they dont want 'em anyplace in the U.S.? Time's up. Monterey. California.
2006-09-05 08:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see funny moives i feel better
2006-09-05 08:40:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋