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I can go hours and no one will come in but let me let one fly, and it's like bees to honey. Someone always seems to come in just in time to be gassed. I hate that.

2006-09-05 08:06:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Careers & Employment

12 answers

LOOLOLHAHAHA!!! So, your co-workers have Fart Radar, too? I've accidentally had the Radar, myself a time or three. I made my exit quite speedy to give the gasser his needed "alone time."

2006-09-05 08:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Lol...thats too funny...I notice that people annoy the crap out of me whenever I do anything that might make my day a lil "easier" like eating lunch or going out for a cig break...I would think that blowing it up would send them quickly away even if they did come near you but go figure...maybe your farts smell good or something...

2006-09-05 08:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by serenity113001 6 · 0 0

MURPHEY'S LAW

If your going to fart at work, someone will always walk into that invisible stinky wall or at the very least hear it and give you a l@@k when they walk past your door. But me personally, I like to hold up score cards.........roflol

2006-09-09 06:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Linda 3 · 0 0

I don't know but that happens to me all the time. Your just thinking, get the heck out of here, can't I have 15 seconds to myself to pass one and let is dissipate. Jeez.

2006-09-05 08:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Poppies_rule 3 · 0 0

Farting is just a part of life man. I dont know who said that its socially unacceptable to fart in public but im convinced it was probably by a chick.

2006-09-05 08:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by ukfansc 3 · 0 1

old plumbing drains could reason this, or if the area grew to become into flooded some time past and it wasn't precise addressed, or there could desire to be an invisible alien doing the SBD shuffle, wherein case you will could desire to call the magical group to handle it.

2016-10-01 08:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It's just one of the laws of the universe. But at least you are in tune with the universe!

2006-09-05 08:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you are just lucky I expect.
I would suggest increasing your intake of Indian food and gassy beer. If you are going to do it, make it GREAT.

2006-09-05 08:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Someone must love it, but I'll pass

2006-09-05 08:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by LW 4 · 0 0

Ewww!! But, thats funny, glad its never happened to me.

2006-09-05 16:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Mella 2 · 1 0

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