Mine would be
BENDER: "HaHaHa... Games over losers!, I have all the money, compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself."
HOMER: "Don't worry folks, the Navitron autodrive system is driving the truck for me! But keep it a secret, its a big scam okay!?!"
Or maybe " A counterfeit Jeans ring operating out of my own Car-hold."
Or maybe "I hope this works boy, i dont want to end up working on your moms EMU farm."
2006-09-05 08:01:44 · 16 answers · asked by vanman8u 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Bender: "Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
And on Raging Bender EPISODE: "Y'know, I think I he might be dead. I took a life! Woohoo!"
2006-09-05 08:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Chris D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
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[Bender has a diffused bomb in his body that may go off if he uses the word "a**"]
Bender: Oh, man. Not being able to use that word is going to be a giant pain in the a**.
[gasps loudly, nothing happens]
Bender: Hey. I didn't blow up. A**, a**, a**, a**, a**, a**, a**, a**, a**.
Homer Simpson: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Homer Simpson: Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Homer Simpson: I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnidght.
2006-09-05 09:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by kiss my wookie! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
2006-09-05 08:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by Chris S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bender Bending Rodriguez: "So, she's falling for Flexo, eh? I'd better seduce her somemore...."
Homer J. Simpson: "I wanted a catcher's mit soo badly I held my breath untill i passed out and hit my head on the coffee table..." "...The doctor thought i might have brain damage!"
2006-09-05 10:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Navitron Autodrive
2016-12-18 07:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by mink 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doat or howerve you spell. I use that for whenever I have computer error occur you hear Homer instead of that windows sound .wav. LOL
2006-09-05 08:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lisa: Why is Jesus carrying a lassoo?
Homer: Because he's all man.
Homer: I'll feel important without being drunk. That'll be weird.
2006-09-05 08:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer when he was on the hunger strike "I'm so hungry, I'm down to a B cup."
2006-09-05 08:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goes something like " I guess the lesson here is never try".
2006-09-05 08:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by jl_68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat MY shorts, Don't have a cow, Bite my shiny metal asss
2006-09-05 17:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nafy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋