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Enough said.
You have been warned.

By the way, chickens can't fly......just a hint.

2006-09-05 07:42:38 · 20 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Dining Out Fast Food

20 answers

hmmm and what if it is my secret desire to be crapped on by a flying cow???????

2006-09-05 07:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I've been crapped n by several assorted families of birds.
I have stepped in crap from several different animals.
I probably eat bug crap.
I have seen a monkey toss his crap.
I go in my back yard and step on the little rabbit crap-balls.
My roof is full of pigeon crap.
Steer crap is good for my plants.
Sometimes I crap.
My sister is full of crap
What's the problem? If cows fly--they crap. We are all used to it by now.

2006-09-05 14:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Rusty 4 · 2 0

people pay good money to get craped on by cows. You've just shown them a cheaper alternative. For the price of a hamburger they can now live you their dreams

2006-09-05 14:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by Spaceman 6 · 1 0

You are a vegetarian. LET ME SAY THIS...
I like chicken and meat and your not going to get me to stop eating those foods until the day I die.
ENOUGH SAID.

bye-bye Mr. VeggieHead!
P.S. - Funny Joke of mine I just made up, IMDFL. Only 2 ppl know what that means!

2006-09-06 21:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sorry, But Cows can't fly. Maybe in your world they can,but,I live in reality.

2006-09-07 00:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by FELINELOVER 5 · 0 0

Darn, we're having hamburgers for dinner. That wasn't very nice of you. Mind your manners!

Just for that, I bet you can't read this description without drooling.

Hamburgers cooked medium rare, with sauteed onions and spicy mustard, served on lightly toasted onion buns. MmmMmmGood!!!

2006-09-05 14:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by love2travel 7 · 1 0

Chickens can't fly, water is wet, the sky is purple, and 2+2=FISH

2006-09-05 14:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by jhaejhae 3 · 2 0

There's no flying cow, only Superman.

2006-09-05 14:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by LW 4 · 0 0

I am CHICKEN MAN, protector of the CHICKEN!!!
I am warning you Space Cow, if, because of you, people eat more Chicken, there will be consequences...

2006-09-05 14:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cows can't fly either. You're just delusional.

2006-09-05 14:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0 1

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