What should I do?
2006-09-05 07:33:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
stand next to this creature and fart as loud as you can - this will surely startle the creature, then just stare at it as the aroma drifts beneath its nasal passage. It will have no choice but to retreat
2006-09-05 07:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by nunofyobiznit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the scabby creature to let you know when it is done with the printer as you have a hot item for the boss to get printed and you would hate to have to explain what the delay was and possibly get the scabby creature fired
2006-09-05 18:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the scabby creature that the original title was "War, What is it Good For? Unggh!"
2006-09-05 16:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This creature must be stopped, but something tells me its superpowers are too strong for you to do it alone! The scabby creature should have sent that offsite to be copied.
2006-09-05 14:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find the breaker for the printer and trip it off.
Or go have an accident at the printer, falling into all the papers spewing them everywhere.
2006-09-05 14:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by up.tobat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charge 10 cents per page.
2006-09-05 15:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ironball 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's probably a violation of company policy. Turn him in to the IT staff.
2006-09-05 14:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by Bors 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trip the fire alarm. (Oops! Did I do that?)
Be the first one back in, dump their stuff in a pile, and copy what you need.
2006-09-05 14:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by Terisu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother-in-law? At your printer? I was wondering where she was . . . . I don't care what else you do, just don't show her how to get home.
2006-09-05 14:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by farmgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him why the hell he is printing war and peace
2006-09-05 14:38:53 · answer #10 · answered by Angello Della Morte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋