After a long life of sublime sexual experiences I now feel I'm to good to have anymore sex. I'm a new born virgin and I know it. But I still believe and have always believed virgins can run around naked all they want;)
2006-09-05 07:28:15 · 6 answers · asked by Rathaford 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
When I say sex, I mean sex with another person. I make love with everyone in the world through my fame. I've found how to talk to God while skinny dipping and knowing millions of people are watching. Its higher then any sex I've ever had. The last words God said to me while skinny dipping was: "you're scaring me"
2006-09-05 07:54:05 · update #1
this is definitely a funny rambling of self loathing
2006-09-05 08:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by vick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you don't seem to know what you are saying (and therefore are probably a confused one), you also contradict yourself, and I think if your experience of greatness and godness is to be even paid attention to, your understanding of sex and virginity lack the insight and depth such a subject demands. yes, kittyrogers has one good suggestion.
2006-09-05 08:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Joshua K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tired of self abuse and give up on finding a girl ?
2006-09-05 07:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I think you should lay off the pipe, or whatever you are smoking over there.
2006-09-05 07:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
WTF!!!! New Born Virgin, I suspect with talk like that you maybe just a virgin....
2006-09-05 09:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.
2006-09-05 07:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by prince47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋