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How can I get him to remove the cactus from my front lawn?

2006-09-05 06:27:59 · 41 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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LOL I thought ya was a yunster axing this qwestion! But I guess it's up to you to remove the offensive 'catus!' LOL

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2006-09-05 06:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The usual incentive for things of this nature would be a home-cooked meal. Depending on the size of the cactus, this could range from something simple to a nice dinner with candles on the table.

2006-09-05 06:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hehe... bet you got lots of people to open your question expecting something else... anywho, let the cactus be. It is keeping burglars from sneaking into your house through the window it is by.

2006-09-05 06:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Tim 6 · 2 0

thats kinda easy!

give a bet to him...tell him you wont EVER kiss him unless he wont take thats stupid cactus out of the lawn.
OR
kick him outa ur house and say come back when you can remove the cactus! lolz
that'll be funny! i'll go with the first one if i were you!

2006-09-05 06:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

May be a waste of time, but we need some humor here and there..thanks for the cute twist. Good luck

2006-09-05 06:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well instead of telling him to pull it out, which may be very dangerous for him...ask him to dig it up or to use a chemical to kill it then it can be ejected from your life more easily.

2006-09-05 06:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by Nedan 4 · 1 0

Okay, Sausage Fingers!

2006-09-05 06:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo Anwers 5 · 1 1

You Naughty girl. Wait till he is asleep and cut it off

2006-09-05 06:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 2 0

Cute,,,,,,,,you got the perv in me curious enough to check out the real question. Kudos to you for making me and others laugh.

2006-09-05 07:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by tatslady2 4 · 1 0

While he's at work, put some gas on the base of it...good luck!

2006-09-05 06:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

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