that dumsh*t cant complete a sentence....who's going to write it for him?..hahhaahhahahaha
2006-09-05 06:11:03 · 18 answers · asked by bush-deathgrip 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Bush had trouble reading "MY PET GOAT" for children while the towers fell. I don't see him writing anything except maybe a comic book.
2006-09-05 07:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 1⤋
You must be thinking of the old George W. Bush. The newly minted Bush, the one with the ec-il-ectic reading list, has read SIXTY books this year -- including three Shakespeares.
He also told a German journalists how interesting it was that he had read three or four biographies on George Washington. Not that Washington was an interesting man but that he (Bush) had read the biographies.
Perhaps the right wing journalist doing the book on Cheney will have time to ghost write Bush's autobiography. That will be one W will want to read and find interesting!
2006-09-05 06:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by murphy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only the ones that are purchased by Republicans since it would'nt make sense to give the crayons to Dem's when they can't color inside the lines anway.
"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered Her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
2006-09-05 06:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he will have a ghost writer like Karl (the criminal) Rove or (Dead Eye) Dick Cheney. Bush isn't smart enough but what do you expect from a man that can't tie his shoes by himself.
2006-09-05 06:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sure the cockpit of his FIGHTER JET had labels by crayola.
WOW is GW DUMB>>>HEE HEE. HE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FLY A FIGHTER JET>>>
2006-09-05 06:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by smitty031 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man I hope it comes with stickers, like place the sticker on the page and color around it
2006-09-05 06:28:34 · answer #6 · answered by stephaniemariewalksonwater 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can Bush write full sentence and make a paragraph?
2006-09-05 07:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It will probably be a coloring book on his time in office
2006-09-05 06:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jones 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that pop-up books come with crayons!
2006-09-05 06:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes it will be called MY Story by dick cheney.
2006-09-05 06:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by region50 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋