Can anyody these silly questions ??

Question

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

1. Your gynecologist keeps things on a professional level by only looking at the parts she needs to. Being there while you undress would make it seem friendlier instead of a strictly clinically necessary experience.
2. No. In many places, the government keeps the mineral rights under your land. I'm not sure how far down you actually own the land but it's really just the surface.
3. We can but opening the mouth helps stretch the skin and allows the eye to open farther.
4. It's anonymous because they will never tell anyone that you were there or ask for your last name. They won't even ask if your name is Bob. Well they might ask me, but that's just because I'm a woman and it's a small enough town that someone would probably already know me.
5. No. It would be a bulltzu. These names are chosen by little old ladies with nothing to do but argue about what name is cutest. They would undoubtedly go with the -zu ending to go with all the -poo dogs.
6. They are called steps outside because you very rarely have an entire flight.
7. There is no light in the freezer because it could be easily broken and most people don't go into their freezer often enough to make it worthwhile.
8. The only reason I can see for a use by date is if the water picks up a plastic taste over time.
9. This is so little boys can play a trick on the rest of the family. Seriously, I think it is because not all toasters come out of the factory alike and by making the darkest beyond what any person would choose, they ensure that no matter how light or dark the middle setting is, the toaster can be adjusted to make it dark enough for anyone.
10. Um, I think it was a calf. Really, I think a person just saw a calf drinking and decided to try a bit for himself.
11. I can't spell or pronounce it. It's Chinese.
12. Obviously he's an electrician and not in the shipbuilding union. It was never meant to be believable anyway.
13. It's the same reason as why Goofy can talk. Pluto could have walked on two legs and spoke but he wisely chose not to because he had no one of his caliber to interact with anyway.
14. They are ballet dancers.
15. Of course blind people dream. They can see their dreams but I don't know if what a person who is blind from birth sees in dreams has any relation at all to what other people see.
16. He could buy his dinner. He actually eats much better food than road runners. He just likes the hunt. If he ever did catch Road Runner, he'd probably just let him go anyway, like catch-and-release fishing or a photo safari.
17. Broker comes from Arabic al-buruk (the gift, gratuity) or al-barka (the blessing). Either way it looks like you'll have to pay.
18. Tests are vexing. Whoever said quizzes are quizzical has a very odd opinion of testing.
19. Baby oil is made from baby minerals.
20. A man is always wrong. There is always someone to say he is destroying the natural forest and will be eaten by a bear besides.
21. If we could touch the stars, we would. Most of us tried counting the stars when we were children and it made our head and eyes hurt.
22. Asteroid comes from Greek aster (star). Hemorrhoid comes from Greek hemo (blood) and rhein (to flow). All things considered, I'd rather have a hemorrhoid in my butt than an asteroid.
23. Your breath smells worse than car exhaust to a dog. Besides, your breath doesn't do much to cool him.

Answer 3

1. Common decency.
2. You can't own land - you only own a claim to that land. And i do not believe that you own the ground underneath your land, no.
3. Who says they can't?
4. Well, you're not giving your last name and place of residence, now are you? "Anonymous" does not mean "completely unknown".
5. No.
6. Both words work in either situation.
7. There's a light in my freezer. Maybe yours is broken.
8. It doesn't. And it's not straight from the mountain - it's just filtered water.
9. They don't - you must be using your toaster wrong.
10. No one knows.
11. "Plates", or the chinese equivilant. Just like everyone else.
12. Gilligan's island is fiction, and you should treat it as such.
13. It's a children's cartoon. Calm down.
14. Ballerinas.
15. Yes, they dream. Can they see? Well, you'd have to ask a blind person.
16. It's not the food that he's after - it's the hunt.
17. A person who handles money is not called a "broker", and "broker" is not derived from the word "broke" (which means "without money").
18. Quizes are not quizzical; look up the definition of the word "quizzical".
19. Baby oil is made from petroleum.
20. That's just plain stupid.
21. Because you're not about to go counting the stars, now are you?
22. The word you're looking for is "atmosphere", not "hemisphere". And the definition of "asteroid" is more specific than that.
23. Did you ever notice that the wind smells a lot better than your breath?

Answer 4

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

iiT IS SOMETHING CALLED MODESTY PRIVACY AND RESPECT

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

NOT THEY DO NOT THEY OWN WHAT THEY HJAVE BOUGHT AND ANY WAY SOME LAND CANNOT BE ONWED DUE TO GOV REGULATIONS

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

BEACUSE SOME OF THWEM CAN'T I CAN

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

IT IS CALLED ALOCHOLICS ANONYMOUS BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS LIKE MY SELF DO NOT WNAT TO GIVE OUT OUR PEROSNAL DETAILS AND WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE IN CONFOIDENCE MIND YOU THEY HAVE BROKIN THE RULES NOW

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

NO BUT YOU CERTTANLY TALK IT

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

STEPS MEANS YOU STEP INSIDE AND STAIRS MEANS YOU GO UP STAUIRS I THINK IT IS REATED TO THE MANING OF STATRS THAT IS WHERE STAIRS CAME FROM GOING UP STAIRS MEANS GOING UP TO THE STARS STEPS MEANS GOING INSIDE. SO YOU STEP INSIDE THATS WHAT THE MEANING OF STEPS .

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

THERE IS ALIGHT IN THE FRIDGE TO INDICATE THAT THE FRIDGE IS OPENED AND ALSO TO TELL YOU WHETER YOU HAVE CLOSED THE FRIDGE PROPERLY OR NOT IF YOU HAVEN'T THE LIGHT WILL STAY ON

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

BECAUSE THEY DO ALL PRODUCTS HAVE TO HAVE THAT BECAUSE ONCE OPENDED THE CHEMICAL IS REALED SO THERE IS NOTHING TO PROTECT AND THE STUFF YOU READ ABOUT IT THAT IS NIN YOUR QUESTION IS CRAP

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

IT IS TO DO WITH A NEAT SENOSR OR THMOSTAT ALSO THE SETTING YOU MUST RTEMEBR TO SET TO THE RIGHT BREAD .

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

THE FARMER

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

PLATES

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
BECAUSE SOMETHINGS SOME PEOPLE CAN'T DO LIKE REPAR THINGS OR DIY FOR EXAMPLE MY HUBBY IS A LERATHER MAN HE MAKES AND SELLS LEATHERF AND REPAIURS LEATHER GOODS BUT HE IS CRAP AT DIY AND REAPAIRING THINGS.
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

BECAUSE GOOFY IS A CARTOON CHARATER AND THAT IS THE WAY HE HAS BEEN DESIOGNED AND PLUTO IS A DOG../

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

DANCERS OR BALLET DANCER JUST LIKE WOPMEN THERE ARE NO DIOFFERNECES THE NAME IS THE SAME.

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

YES THEY DEO JUST LIKE WE ALL DO JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CAN'T SEE DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN'T DREAM THINK OR FEEL; ANYTHING THEY ARE HUMANS TOO.

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?

BECAUSE HE HASN'T GOT MUCH MONEY ON HIM ITS LIKE ME HOW COME I OWE A £350,000 HOUSE AND I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A CAR.

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

BECAUSE HE IS A STCOK BORKER IS SOMEONE MANAGES STOCKS AND SHARES.

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

TESTS ARE DESIGNED TO TEST YOPUR KNOWLEDGE ON AN ACADENIC SUBJECT GCSES ARE TESTS
PROVE JSU7T HOW MUCH YOU HAVE LEARNED AND IT RELATED TO EDUCATTION A QUIZ IF JUST PURE FUN .

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

JUST PURE INGREDIENTS IF YOU WNAT MORE INFORMATION THEN CONTACT WWW.JOHNSON&JOHNSON.CO.UK

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

NO HE ISN'T ALL HE IS DOING IS GOING FOR A WALK.

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

BECAUSE THE ANS TO YOUR FIRST QUESTION IS IT IS PROVEN FACT NY ASTEROLOGISTS HAVE PROVED IT AND I THERE IS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE AS WELL . THE ANS TO YOUR SECOND QUESTION IS IT IS TO DOW WITH INTELLIGENCE AND COMMON SENSE AND EXPERIENCE.

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?

BECAUSE AN ASTERPOID IS SOMETHING THAT IS IN POUTERSPACE AND CAN BE DANGER TO EARTH AND A HEANMORROID OR A PILES WELL I CAN'T ANSWERT THAT ONLY A PHYSICIAN CAN SORRY.

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

THAT IS THE DOGS INTELIGECE. WELL HOPEFULL i HAVE ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS FOR YOU ALTHOUGH THEY SEEN FAMILIAR.

Answer 5

1. Because when they are only interested in looking at one part of you, not all of you, plus, I think most (at least mine) actually looks away most of the time, unless its absolutly necessary to look.
2. Ask a real estate agent.
3. Women can't put any makeup on with their mouth closed. I think its because we want to stretch out our faces and make sure our eyes are open as wide as possible to make sure we don't miss any 'holes' and get every eyelash possible.
4. Its anonymous because people in the outside world have no idea you are there, plus, its only a first name, no last names.
5. Most likely. Depends on the first person to actually successfully breed these types of dog.
6. This is for the people who can't tell the difference between inside and outside.
7. Possibly because its too cold in the freezer. Lightbulbs get hot. Ever notice what happens when something cold touches a hot light bulb? They blow out. Likely in the freezer they tried, but it blew out so often, they figured it was better not to have a light than to have shards in your ice cream.
8. Because after it stands for so long, it becomes stagnant. Ever been next to a stagnant body of water? Would you honestly want to drink that?
9. I have found there are actually insane people out there who do prefer to have their toast this black, and they also have no idea just how bad it is for you. Also, we as humans love to have the full range of options.
10. Thats what I want to know!
11. I think we call it China because that is supposedly where the best of the best comes from. Ask someone from China.
12. Because he was male, and men are well known for making things far more complicated than is absolutely necessary, and then praise eachother for being geniuses.
13. Goofy was involved in some kind of lab experiment.
14. A Ballerino?
15. Ok, have actually heard the rumors that they have dreams from the womb, if they were born blind. But the real question is...do those of us who see and see in color...actually dream in color or black and white? Do our minds simply convert what we see into color when we remember it?
16. Its all in the thrill of the hunt. Ask my husband - the great white hunter.
17. Thats why I don't use one.
18. Testicles?
19. It's just mineral oil.
20. It depends. Is he stating fact or opinion?
21. Because the human mind is illogical.
22. This is called irony.
23. Because when you blow in his face, he knows you are trying to make him mad. When he sticks his head out the window, its voluntary. Unless you have an insane dog who enjoys trying to bite at the air since they do the same thing when you aim an air hose at them.

Answer 6

1. becuase all they want to see is your privates.

2. No

3. because if any falls, they would catch it in their mouths.

4. people are stupid.

5. yes

6. Dunno

7. to see if there is any mold on food.( mold doesnt grow in very low temeratures)

8. Water goes stale, yeah, learned that one the hard way.

9. Its called a charcoal maker.

10. a male

11. Americas

12. He likes science, not real stuff.

13. cause hes Goofy

14. Ball-erinas

15. yes, no

16. Acme comes free for the idiot

17. cuase what money they handle will soon be theirs.

18. testicals. HAHAHAHA

19. my baby brother

20. yes

21. people are stupid

22. doctors have their as ses screwed by their nurses.

23. Your breath stinks.

Blessed be!!!!

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Answer 8

1)Privacy?? .. but then again, they ARE all up in your.. Woohoo
2)The also own the little China man that is standing on top of it
3)Balance
4)Because BOB was still drunk and forgot to say "Hi, name is BLANK and I"m an alcoholic
5)No, you'd get Paris Hilton
6)Because people are STUPID
7).... Mine has a light...
8)Global Warming
9)Anorexics use it as an excuse not to eat it
10)A Bull......
11)Plastic/Paper
12)He relates to fruit better
13)Because he's Goofy silly...
14)FRUIT FLIES
15)They dream of bumping into walls
16)It's the principle of the matter... Geez
17)Because .. they.... broke.. thin... I don't know.
18)Boobies
19)Lets not talk about this now....
20)Always
21)Cuz after you touch it, your hand is covered in paint and it's fun to wipe it on stuff
22)LMAO Cuz it's funny
23)My doooooggers licks me if I blow in his face.

Funny questions.. Love them Good job

Answer 9

1. For privacy.
3. Because when you open your mouth, it opens your eyes more and you can put it on better without getting it everywhere.
14. Ballerino
16. That defeats the purpose.
18. Quizzical.
The other ones are old and worn out. Try some new ones.

Answer 10

To answer 23 in a somewhat logical and silly way, the reason they get mad at you when you blow air in their face is possibly because they know where it's coming from. When they're riding in the car they have no idea where that "gust" persay is coming from.

Answer 11

Ha ha!! You got me thinking!! The only one I can give a definate answer to is 20: yes, men are Always wrong!

So bearing that in mind, here's another one for you:

If we can put a man on the moon, how come we can't put them all there?!