What is the funniest song you know?

Answer 1

my ding a ling.............that song used to crack so many of my friend up when we were in school many years ago

Answer 2

If I Had A $1000000 - Barenaked Ladies


If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
Well I’d buy you a house
I would buy you a house
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
And we could just go up there and hang out like open the fridge and stuff

If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner, of course we would we'd just eat more,
And buy really expensive ketchups with it, thats right all the fancyest Ketchups
Dijon Ketchup, mmm mmm.

If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

And if I had a $1000000
I’d buy your love
If I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
And if I had a $1000000
If I had a $1000000
And if I had a $1000000
I’d be rich

A Picasso or a Garfunkel - That gets me every time truly inspired!.

Answer 3

It has got to be "The Chicken Song" by the spitting image puppets.

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears

The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....

(voice in the background at the end: "'ay - we had a laugh!")

Answer 4

I Wish I Was A Girl by Violent Delight
The Emo Song by Adam And Andrew

Answer 5

The Wellie Boot song by Billy Connolly or the Jeely Piece song

Answer 6

"*sshole" by Dennis Leary

I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real ******* asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

Answer 7

A Medium Pace by Adam Sandler

Answer 8

London Underground

Answer 9

Onyx- Da Nex Niguz

Answer 10

United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch or Her Come the Martian Martians by Jonathan Richman - both hilarious!

Answer 11

Sandwiches, by Detroit Grand Pubahs.

I know you wanna do it
You know I wanna do it too
Out here on the dance floor
And we can make sandwiches
You can be the bun
And I can be the Burger Girl
Out here on the dance floor
And we can make sandwiches

So make your thighs like butter
Easy to spread
And we can make sandwiches
Out here on the dance floor
And we can make sandwiches

After that it just repeats it's self to a techno beat.