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2006-09-05 04:58:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

AGH! Why are people answering Jesus? That wasn't one of the options!

2006-09-05 05:04:07 · update #1

19 answers

I think Christians use the name Beelzebub as an alternative for Satan, but Beelzebub is originally a pagan deity.
It is translated either as 'Lord of Zebûb' or as 'Lord of things that fly' .
I think the later is pretty cool and less scary that "Satan",
I choose Beelzebub!

2006-09-05 05:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by Irouli 2 · 0 0

Satan and Beelzebub are two names of the devil.

2006-09-05 12:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

if I was referring to the supreme evil one of this atmosphere, I would more than likely say satan or the devil. beelzebub and lucifer have too many syllables or something. they just don't roll off the tongue as easy.

2006-09-05 12:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 0 0

Satan because he lives in the interior of the Earth. He has never invited me over dang it.......he doesn't fly around like a little fairy he just appears and says, BOO than laughs!

2006-09-05 12:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by wishuponstarson 2 · 1 0

The personification of evil of earth...the figure of all hate in mankinds eyes, the very seething fury of the races made flesh..

Or Binky to his friends

Aiiiii, he's alright, but a bit of a handful when he is drunk.

2006-09-06 04:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0 0

Satan.

Reason? Fewer syllables.

When catching your fingers in the refrigerator door, screaming "SATAN'S BALLS!" works so much better than "BEELZEBUB'S BALLS!" despite the lovely alliteration.

Try it.

2006-09-05 14:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 1 0

Mr. Scratch

2006-09-05 11:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Neither, I got kicked out of Hell for selling water ice.

2006-09-05 12:04:25 · answer #8 · answered by gone fish'n 2 · 0 0

Neither. I choose Jesus.

2006-09-05 11:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1 1

I prefer a nice cold beer, thank you

2006-09-05 12:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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