It can be one that had the potential to really hurt someone or one that was just so lame no one was ever going to belive it!
2006-09-05 04:45:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Many years ago an out-of-town boyfriend of my ex-wife's friend stayed with us for a while. While with us, he was a royal pain in the butt and freeloaded everything with a BS story that he would take care of everything he owed when some cash he was expecting came in. In the end he cost us a small fortune, and left us with a huge phone bill too. I was understandably pissed.
About a year later, he blew back into town on a business trip and called me up needing a ride somewhere. I guess he figured I was an easy touch for his chauffeur. But understanding the old saying; keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, I agreed to meet him and give him a ride.
I drove him around NYC for the evening, and he met with many people conducting his "business," and I just kept quiet. By the end of the evening, he was quite drunk and wasted, and was unconscious when we arrived back at his hotel. I had the doorman help him out of the car and up to his room when I noticed that a big wad of cash had fallen out of his pocket onto the floor of the car. It was several grand.
I left.
The next day he called me frantically and asked if I had seen the money. I said I hadn't. He called me a liar and I didn't deny that, but told I would kick his butt if he said that to my face. He apologized and begged me to help him find the money. Of course I'm sure he knew I had it, but I wasn't about to give it back, and I didn't feel I owed him any explanation.
Right after that, I never heard from him again.
I felt he got what he deserved and that this happened as a result of his actions. "I felt that what went around came around." And I still do. Anyway, that's probably the worst one I've ever told, and it was more than 30 years ago.
2006-09-05 05:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That I communicate Italian to my sister xD i've got had this lie goign through fact the kindergarton. I went to a private catholic college kindergarton on a similar time as my sister did not, so I informed her we discovered it. For the 1st couple circumstances she beleived me, and he or she could question me to declare stuff, and that i in simple terms made some thing random up. yet as she began making further and extra friends, some who have been italian she knew i became mendacity. Worst section? She takes Italian interior the highschool now, so she acutally is time-honored with of the thank you to communicate it ! LOL, oh nicely, i will in no way supply up in this one. She is time-honored with of i'm mendacity yet somethign approximately telling her i don't communicate it in simple terms feels strange, it fairly is like an insider we've had through fact we've been youthful. Lmao, xD (:
2016-11-24 22:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 3 I pushed my 2 year old brother down the stairs. His head all swelled up and he had to go to hospital. I said he jumped- until I came clean with I was 13. My brother doesn't remember for some reason.....
2006-09-05 04:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by big_fat_goth 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you could say it was a lie when i signed up for a different degree course to the one i had been accepted on. Never regretted it though.
2006-09-05 04:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by soulsearcher 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger I used to look after my next-door neighbours' pet gerbils when they went away on holiday - they bred them and had loads in lots of different hutches/runs/whatever they live in. One hutch had a pregnant female in it who had lots of babies while they were away.
Another of the gerbils escaped and I put it back in the wrong hutch where it promptly ate all of the gerbil babies. I denied all knowledge of the incident to my neighbours when they came home and suggested that perhaps that particular gerbil had had a phantom pregnancy?....
2006-09-05 05:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by drblonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive never told a single lie in my entire life
2006-09-05 04:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by BeerLover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was stoped by the police and had no license,he said why are you driving with out one? i said cause i never drive this car its my husbands but he put it inmy name so when i get one ,but 2 day i got labor pains and im going to the hospital fast! he said ill folow you ,he told the security guard to not give me my keys till someone with a lisence came for the car! the guard said i cant do that its not my job while i was singning in the cop gave it to me and said dont drive as soon as he left i took a chance and got back in and left i was lucky but i mostly use that i never got my lic,cause im so dum i should go lol
2006-09-05 04:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Told a one time boss that I had to have time off work to say goodbye to my brother who was emigrating. (he wasn't!). Went out for a picnic to a beauty spot with my boyfriend....... and bumped into my boss! Didn't last much longer in that job!!!
2006-09-05 04:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by julie g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cannot tell a lie ,if i try to ,i always seem to give in to my true colours by being honest and straight.
2006-09-05 04:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by steven e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That size doesn't matter! Oh yes it does when its the size of a baby carrot! Who's with me girls? Lol
2006-09-05 04:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋