They're still in the early phases of space technology, but have high hopes of putting a man in orbit by 2017. Rather than using rockets to propel their Aztecnauts into space, they're going with a much more natural route. After the Aztecnaut injests large amounts of refried beans, chili and beer, they don their specially crafted suit. Within 30 minutes, they're at the launch site. By this time, they can no longer hold in the vast amounts of gas that their food is producing and commence with very powerful farts, which are inturn lit by technicians wielding matches.
So far, Mexico has successfully launched an Aztecnaut roughly 30 meters into the air.
2006-09-05 04:16:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Wow, I didn't know that! You learn something new every day!
2006-09-05 04:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Peanut to the rescue! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I didn't know that they had a space program. Good luck to the Mexicans. Are they paying for it will all of the money that is being sent beck to them from the illegals up here in the USA? LOL
2006-09-05 11:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by AmsterF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that far enough to jump the border fence? I would pay to help launch all the ones in our country illegally into outer space.
2006-09-05 11:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are they gonna do for an ablative shield on re-entry? Wrap 'em in tortillas?
BTW, I live in Tucson, AZ. and I **totally** agree with Surveyor.
Doug
2006-09-05 11:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by doug_donaghue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like most things in mexico it will fail miserably due to corruption in the mexican government.
2006-09-05 12:35:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sniper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No kidding.
2006-09-05 11:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by Fredrick Carley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
2006-09-05 11:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by phrensied 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude...no way.
2006-09-05 11:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋