i told someone as a joke i was allergic to oxygen and they believed me. they also thought a bear tied a knot in a tree.
2006-09-05 04:12:45 · 16 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The dumbest thing ever said to me is still the winner after about 20 yrs. I was working at a little post office/copy center & a customer steps up to the counter and asks: “How much is a 2 cent stamp?” I was too stunned to come up with a funny answer, so I just said “Uh, 2 cents.” He gave me the 2 cents, put the additional postage on his letter & left without a clue
2006-09-05 04:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Celt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
During xmas while working at Barnes and Noble on one of the busiest days a woman comes up to while I am already helping 5 other customers and asks me..."what would be a good gift for a 78 year old man?"...I said..."Viagra"... and then walked away.
2006-09-05 11:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by Charlooch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some one asked me about 4 years ago if Native Americans still lived in Teepees in Oklahoma, also if they could get air condition.
** I just walked away and didn't say anything. I don't think I could have contructively had a conversation with that person.
2006-09-05 11:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by ***Miss Ria*** 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A girl asked me if going through labor 'Hurt' i responded No it tickles and she gets all giddy eye'd and says 'WOW! I cant wait to have kids!'
2006-09-05 11:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me that since I'm a woman I should know what Corning Ware was. It's cooking ware for those that don't know.
2006-09-05 11:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by jlyn1980 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Someone once asked my ''how do u know if you are going to grow up and become a vegetarian?'', as if it were a job prospect!
2006-09-05 11:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone once said to me 'Ill pray for your soul to open to Gods love' when i told them i was an Atheist :P
2006-09-05 11:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by thomas p 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My brother asked me that, since i was living in San Francisco, had I turned gay yet
2006-09-05 11:17:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a girlfriend tell me that there was a faster way to drive to her house... and that way turned out to be by driving through the park. (that's right, a park with no roads...)
2006-09-05 11:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by Andy J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This guy that was trying to pick me up actually asked me "Are you edible?" I thought it was rather strange and stupid. What kind of dumb and perverted question is that?
2006-09-05 11:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by hot_chocolat718 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋