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2006-09-05 03:59:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

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Make him some fried chicken ,greens and corn bread. Tie him to a chair and make him watch 'Roots'.

2006-09-05 04:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by cuppycake♀ 4 · 0 2

We all know what we would like to do with that pencil but we all know that the pen (or in this case the pencil) is mightier than the sword. I would take a moment to try and understand his reasoning behind the hate and find out where the next demonstration would be then use that pencil to write congressman, authorities and members of the opposition to counter attack the initiative!

2006-09-05 11:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 2 0

first off, the KKK no longer uses the title "Grand Dragon," so your question is invalid.

secondly, i'd ask about his beliefs. he has just as much right to hate other races as we do to disagree.

i do not support the KKK, or agree with them, but this questions is a little unfair. today, the KKK no longer "officially" advocates hate or violence against anybody. they maintain that their goal is merely "social seperation," the idea that races should not coexist, but should live completely seperate from each other. that idea is strange as hell to me, so i'd be interested to hear what makes a person think this way.

2006-09-05 11:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have a pencil trick from my nursing days that I used to cheer people up with, to take their minds off pain and horror and the injustice of it all. I would show the man my pencil trick if we were trapped together. And then, I would tell him my favorite limerick:

"A fly and a flea in a flue,
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
So, they flew through a flaw in the flue.

2006-09-05 11:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would tell him I was a reporter to take down his life story. Then when he wasnt looking I would stick the pencil in his eye and break it off. While he is whining about the pain I would use the other half to color his face black. Then ask his security to come int. Explain that a black guy just jumped in and there he is. They would string him up quick. Then I could go home. They would probably give me an award for stabbing the black guy in the eye. . LOL

2006-09-05 11:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0 2

Say a prayer, He saved David from Goliath. May the protection of this same GOD be with me.

Oh God of miracle turn this pencil into a double edged sword and give me the strength of samson.

2006-09-05 11:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by shaawanat 2 · 0 0

I'd ask "Senator Byrd, how come democrats don't mind that you were in the Klan, but they went apeshipe when David Dukes ran for public office?"

2006-09-05 11:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Id use the pencil to sign a membership form to join his club

2006-09-05 11:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by rand a 5 · 1 1

Why must I be trapped with him? He only lives about an hour and a half from my house.

2006-09-05 11:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd write a letter to Sen. Robert Byrd and ask him for a pardon.

2006-09-05 11:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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