Serious problem with bike?

Question

Dear Friends,

I've never written to you like this before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. However , I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided that I really ought to check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Answer 1

you just answered your own question ... when the bike is more important than your wife, you have your priorities out of order. grow up. .. the harley wont last as long as your wife, and they both need much more attention than you are capable of giving them.

Answer 2

Hey this is almost as funny as the guy who thinks every girl on MySpace wants to sleep with him!! I read the whole question thinking I needed to give a well-balanced answer as to what he should do to confirm his wife was having it off with another guy, when BAM! the punchline hit me!!

Brilliant!! 5 stars!!

BTW, probably better to get the dealer to fix your bike - Harleys aren't cheap!

Answer 3

Just take the bike to a local shop in town, could be just a hose.


Anyway, your wife should not keep secrets from you.
If u are doing your job keepin her satisfied in the bed, she
has no need to go out on u.
If she is cheatin on u, U will know it and feel it and sense it.
U should trust her and not be out spyin on her if she is faithful.
Give her some space, trust means alot.
Ask her ....Is she cheatin? if she says No, then leave it at that.
U should go out with her and her friends from work .She should
let u if she loves u and is faithful.

Answer 4

often bike pedals selection from left to precise. One has precise hand threads on a similar time as the different has left hand threads. it rather is so as that ordinary pedaling might tend to tighten them extremely than loosen them. out of your description i've got faith that your bike became assembled with a precise area crank lever assembled to the left area. If it rather is actual, its pedal might tend to prefer to unscrew. attempt to see it the left pedal will screw into the main appropriate area; if it is going to than my suspicion is shown. the alternative will then be the two replace the crank lever (if possible) or epoxy interior the pedal so it won't be able to come out (of direction, it is going to then in no way be replaceable).

Answer 5

If your Harley is still under warranty I'd take it back to the dealer.Great story.

Answer 6

Send the Biotch to the Curb, you bet she is

Answer 7

you a s s that was kinda funny though.Im sitting here reading this starting to feel sorry for you and then this lol.

Answer 8

Trade them both in!, LMAO

Answer 9

LOL.. i say trade it in for a new one..

Answer 10

lol