2006-09-05 00:01:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'm a big fan of "I love you like a brother" GOd don't women know how much that one cuts!!
2006-09-05 00:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lads night out .. the notorious M is not expected to show.
He calls up and says "sorry guys I really WAS on my way this time but as I was leaving work some guys stole a car from outside the shop. Without thinking of my own personal safety I leapt on the bonnet and they sped off down the road with me on the bonnet holding on to the windscreen wipers ... they braked for a redlight and I rolled off the bonnet and hit my head on the kerb .. I was a bit shaken up but ok to give the police a full description and am waiting outside the shop now to sign the statement so wont be able to make it tonight ....shame .. was looking forward to it"
Four words M....
"Home - Phone - Caller - Display" Tw*t!
2006-09-05 00:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by enzuigiriuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i met her at work- it's nothing that i drove her all the way up to windsor from London at 3am in the morning to see his best friend who he'd never introduced me to. It's not a big deal that she texted me to lick her at 4am and it's not the end of the world that i think she has a great ***! Why are you so paranoid?
I'm not chum!- be off with you!!! Short ***!
2006-09-05 00:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by antagonist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i asked a guy out on a date once and he said he didnt want to get into anything untill hes driving test had been done!
what a lame excuse!
2006-09-05 00:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by princessnicola23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cuz was ment to be comming round , she said she cant because she has got to go to work with her brothers girlfriend , and the girlfriend could not manage without her . and she said , but this is not an excuse !
2006-09-05 00:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember someone being late for work. and her excuse was her husband was asleep on her nightie and she didn't want to wake him up by moving! Sad thing was it was prob true.
2006-09-05 00:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
going to the bathroom to avoid tasks given to me to do in college =)
2006-09-05 00:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by SimileyDaisy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife says, not tonight dear, I going out with my boyfriend.
2006-09-05 00:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to get up early
2006-09-05 00:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by kramer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wrong kind of snow.
2006-09-05 00:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by Storm Rider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋