Does Satan have them shave his scrotum first, or polish his balls first?
2006-09-04 23:36:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
shave , then polish followed by a little sucking
2006-09-04 23:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by cherryred1981 1 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I doubt you even know what aliberal is. Perhaps you think because your right wing fanatics have labeled them you think they are all like whoever they bashed. Let me tell you who was a liberal,,,Jesus was a liberal. He gave liberaly to the poor. He scoffed and criticized the conservative power structure of his day. He provided free health care to lotsa people. No record of him turning anyone down. He spoke out everywhere about social injustice. Now that is a liberal. Tell you what Jesus was not, a conservative. He did not court the approval of the rich. He did not advocate aggresion or unfair trade practices. He condemned investment bankers (all republicans. He did not even think it would be easy for the rich to get into heaven. He did not advocate using war to solve problems in fact he said stand and take another slap. I could go on and include the Things God said in the old testiment and you'd be reading for days. Lets look at the apostle paul> He wrote at times putting gays on the same level as gossipers and drunks. He believed in working with your hands for a living (liberals suport labor) He stated that the disadvantaged should be cared for by the group on an equal basis. Tell you what read your Bible and don't act like you are goin to heaven with a buch of right wingers cuz thieves are on that list of who is not goin to heaven.
2006-09-04 23:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Again,
take a class on writing comedy, really anything. Jesus.
at least try, or have someone read your stuff and make some suggestions.
Speaking of which, to answer your question it is unlikely liberals go to hell,
as most of the teachings of Jesus, are core liberal ideals and values.
in fact Jesus as a liberal figure would most likely encourage more liberalism not less.
2006-09-04 23:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Depends who you consider Liberals.
2006-09-04 23:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First he welcomes them with a swift donkey punch, followed by a dirty sanchez. Since he's already been shaved and polished by all the other damn dead democrats, he makes them stand in line. There is a large line forming. What are they waiting for? They are waiting for Rosie O'Donnell to die. Because they have to bang her.
2006-09-04 23:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That would be Heaven for Liberals.
2006-09-04 23:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You appear to be a very hateful person.
2006-09-04 23:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
JESUS was a LIBERAL. He accepted all of the outcast of the day, so being a liberal is being compassionate. I don't see any thing wrong with that, do you?
2006-09-04 23:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by Aliz 6 · 2⤊ 7⤋
George D, you're an idiot.
2006-09-05 18:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by V Remember Me 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋