how would you remove the fat old bugger
2006-09-04 23:31:32 · 75 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
id take his presents and sell them on ebay.
2006-09-04 23:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by styce 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, my parents would not go down a chimney, nor would they think of trying to...LOL
Now, if I had someone dressed up in a Santa suite get stuck in my chimney, well...that is a different story:
I would first get a bucket and place it in the fireplace, get my hose, turn it on, get on the roof, give them a slight shower or more, burrrrrrrrrrrr. Don't forget, you are talking about DECEMBER. Then get off the roof and call the cops, by that time, he should be wet enough to pull out and slippery enough between the water and soot mixture. Or if it is too cold, well, sorry, I will have to leave that one to the rescue workers...hmmmmmmmmm. I liked this question...it was fun!
2006-09-11 13:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock the chimney breast down as my two nieces would be devastated and never talk to me again if I left Santa up the chimney. Alternatively use a balloon to create pressure and when it bursts the pressure should fire him out the top. I saw it done with a dummy on the brainiac Christmas special, which dedicated a whole episode to the best way to get Santa out of the chimney, very funny, my little niece (who's 3) did cry when they tried dynamite though.
2006-09-06 02:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Emma O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would threaten to light the fire unless he gave me all of his presents and then i would probably go to bed as if i think santa is stuck in my chimney then i must be hallucinating after having drank (or consumed) too much! Especially given that i haven't even got a chimney!!
2006-09-07 03:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by johnapdavies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine him out, just like I imagined him in.
As for being a true christian and taking care of him-would a true christian believe in a fairy tale that was not about some old dead guy saving mankind from death/hell, etc?
Santa just gives presents, and knows your thoughts. He doesn't promise freedom from death and suffering.
Sounded so self-righteous, I had to comment.
2006-09-12 04:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Lottie W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad wouldn't get stuck in a chimney, he's been doing the job too long.
2006-09-05 05:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by julie g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a firework, light it under the fire, run out of the house and then watch Santa fly high into the sky.
2006-09-04 23:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by HEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ! i would have all the prezzies 2 myself! & leave him there till he lost that weight! we all no that all those mince pies r bad 4 his figure! Oh @ the same time would intrduce him 2 Vic Beckham as she is far 2 skinny try 2 introduce a happy med!
2006-09-05 01:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Lynz Lou XxX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd jack his sled and sell the gifts on e-bay and have you ever tasted reindeer??? hmmmmmm reindeer........then dress that fool in rags and send him out on the streets. The perfect crime, after all who is going to take a man covered in soot and dressed in rags seriously when he says he is santa clause?? off to the nuthouse for him.
2006-09-09 14:17:09 · answer #9 · answered by smart mouth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a chimney sweep or a huge toilet plunger and plung him down the chimney!!
2006-09-11 04:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by Suzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal the git's bag for presents before lighting a fire.
And start singing 'Winter Wonderland'
2006-09-06 04:09:10 · answer #11 · answered by ireland_wins_quidditch_world_cup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋