2006-09-04 20:26:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it depends if i was angst-ridden teen jesus... if i was then I would call you "selfish asshole! You don't understand me and what's it's like to be me! You're always pressuring me - but I'm not you dad, I'm NOT YOU! So just stop trying to live out your life though me, stop trying to pressure me to do all the stuff you wanted to do before you magically/accidentally got mom pregnant and you had a family to support and you had to abandon your dreams. If i want to do drugs, and walk on water, and bang chicks, that's my business, so just LEAVE ME ALONE OLD MAN!"
2006-09-04 20:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by jackiehonikman 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
In the bible it states that Jesus called God "my father". when he was hanging on the cross he said "Father, forgive them for they know not what they have done." also when he was in the garden praying just before he was captured for crucifying Jesus said"Father thy will be done not my own." so clearly Jesus called God Father at all times. He also knew that Joseph was the earthly man that married Mary his mother. He also called Mary "Mother"
2006-09-05 03:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by bannanas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't make sense, at least to me, because God is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
2006-09-05 03:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not God, ever. Maybe you can call Satan Dad
2006-09-05 03:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by KH 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would probaley call you "most supreme wise man of the world"..if not "father"-LOL..because when one confronts god, he/she better say something nice!..or the heavens will strike down upon you and severely punish for disrespecting the big man.
2006-09-05 04:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dad of course.
2006-09-05 03:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Celestian Vega 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd call you 'Big Dawg' in return for you clearing up, once and for all, the question of what my middle initial 'H.' stands for.
2006-09-05 07:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i call God daddy now??so yea whatever
2006-09-05 03:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But, aren't we all supposed to be children of God?
2006-09-05 03:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by dot&carryone. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would call you timkopo6ka
2006-09-05 03:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by Sultan A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋