God knows he's not conservative.
What's the definition of a conservative running for congress for the first time? A mouse trying to become a rat.
What's 5 km long & has an IQ of 40? A conservative parade
Why do conservatives wear ear muffs? To avoid the draft
What's the difference between a smart conservative and elvis? elvis has been sighted
What are the worst 6 years of a conservatives life? Third grade.
How do you know if your a conservative. You tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
2006-09-04 16:59:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
to zaphod
no wonder republicans are down 3 - 1 in recent polls.
No wonder Bush has set a record for lowest approval rating.
2006-09-04 17:08:30 · update #1
Maybe I missed the question.... come on.
2006-09-04 17:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
How about using that energy of hate to educating yourself?Or maybe even some volunteer work and become somewhat of a respectable human being that might improve that lack of self confidence you have.You have lack of self confidence as you get pleasure from ridiculing people who dont believe the way you do.Lots of hatred there bud..,got some serious issues.
2006-09-04 17:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by halfbright 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Cant argue a issue , so you resort to name calling .
No wonder why Democrats have lost 7 of the last 10 election for president .
2006-09-04 17:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by Fatwa Freddie 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
How do you know if a liberal is lying?
They're talking.
What do you call a shipload of liberals headed to China?
A good start.
What do you get when you cross a pligrim with a liberal?
A God-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it really gets screwed.
What do you get when you cross a bad politicain with a lawyer?
Chelsea
2006-09-04 17:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by tylejd 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How many conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two......One to say that it is just lazy and it should assert itself and screw itself in.
And another to suggest that you don't really need a light there anyway....light will "trickle down" from other existing bulbs.
2006-09-04 17:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by opjames 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God would be the one in charge, and they would simply propagate his wishes?
2006-09-07 01:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by ??Dani??? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between Hezbollah and liberals?
Hezbollah can win elections.
2006-09-04 17:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by Pancakes 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
God could never be as retarded as a conservative
2006-09-04 18:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ebee 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Difference between God and a conservative--that's easy, God loves everyone and conservatives hate everyone!
2006-09-04 17:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by ♥austingirl♥ 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I agree with you. The killers of Jesus were the conservatives of their day and now this bunch of idiots is bringing the antichrist to power. conservatives serve Satan well although most of them would never admit it!
2006-09-04 17:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by J S 1 · 1⤊ 5⤋