nah im jk, i didnt kill a bunch of people
but seriously, what should i do with unwanted bodies?
2006-09-04 16:12:45 · 29 answers · asked by OMG its jesus 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My dear old friend Vlad Tepes would put the corpses on the pickets to warn any more of their impending fate if they continued on the idiot path.
2006-09-06 07:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
OK first you have to knock out all their teeth so if they are ever found, nobody will be able to get their dental racords. Then, like a few people in here said, burn them until they are unrecognizable. See, what the others forgot is that a burned body can still be identified by dental records so don't forget to knock out the teeth. I already told you too much, now you will have to join those bodies. So don't worry about a thing, I'll take care of them for you........
2006-09-04 23:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by Bubba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a garden? That will use up a few...
Wipe one down good so your fingerprints aren't on him and use him to frame the worst enemy you have still living.
Save a few for Halloween.
Tan the skins to roof a cabin in the woods.
Bones make great utentsils and small dishes.
Preserve a particularly beautiful specimen in glass for a coffee table. (I read someone really did this one with his wife!)
Put one in the closet of an elderly enemy.
Sell the organs.
Save on dog food.
String the teeth for jewelry.
Use knuckles to revive the original meaning of 'roll the bones'.
And that's all I can come up with for now.
2006-09-06 13:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by imjustasteph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat em. That's a choice that many serial killers have opted for. OR you could do this: one serial killer chopped up bodies, stored them in rubbermaid containers and ziplock baggies and put them in his cupboards. Before he moved out of his home, he built a wall over these cupboards "to hide the bodies" and when the new owners moved in, needless to say, the smell led them right to it. Could you imagine?? Smelling that and thinking, "omg there must be a bunch of dead mice/rats in this wall." and then finding that??? Criminey.
2006-09-04 23:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite the whole neighborhood over for a big BBQ. Lots of people like ribs.
2006-09-04 23:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Panda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a good one for you.
Sneak into a mink farm late at night and grind them up and mix them with the rest of the mink food (dead livestock). They eat everything bones and all. Poof ==== no evidence!!
2006-09-04 23:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn it or put it underground. Dont throw it in the water. It will float after 5 hours or so.
Or maybe attach a very heavy object???
hahahahhahaa... i will call the police for you okay??? hehhe..
2006-09-04 23:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grind the meat eat it as chili, grind the bones and throw them out when you empty the vacuum cleaner. no evidence left.
I can't believe I just thought that out, i think I'm gonna be sick.
2006-09-04 23:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat them
2006-09-04 23:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If its a guy,hamburger helper, and if its a chick the sex is better than a blow up doll
2006-09-04 23:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by mr.bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋