An old man and old women were laying down to go to bed at night........ the old man farted. The old women said "old man, one of these days, if you don't quit farting your going to fart your guts out. (The old man had a habit of farting in the bed alot). The next day the old woman went to the butcher shop and asked to buy a pound of pig intestines. She brought them home. That night the old couple went to bed. And as usual, the old man farted. The old woman exclaimed " Old man, I told ya that if you keep farting, that you are going to fart your guts out. After the old man went to sleep. the old lady got out the pig intestines... and she put them in the back of her husbands underwear. The old man got up the next morning and went to the bathroom. The old woman noticed that he was in thier for awhile. When he came out of the bathroom, he told the old woman, "you know what?" "You said that id I didn't quit farting that I would fart my guts out" But with the help of the Lord...
2006-09-04 16:09:22 · 18 answers · asked by Coodles 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
and my two good fingers, I got them all back in!!!!
2006-09-04 16:09:57 · update #1
ooooh hilarious joke, horrible mental picture.
2006-09-04 16:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by humorme! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, sick! That reminded me of the farmer who had a bull of good background, but when he, the bull, got old, he was unable to make baby calves. He just showed no interest in the cows.
So, the farmer went to the vet, who gave him a quart jar of bad smelling stuff and told him to put a cup of it in the bull's drinking water every day. The farmer did, and that bull soon went frisking down the pasture, giving the cows no rest.
That night, the farmer lie in bed thinking, and went out and put an eye dropper of that stuff in a glass of water and drank it.
About 2 am, the wife finally managed to escape. She ran out and threw that jar down the well.
It took two weeks to get the pump handle down.
2006-09-04 16:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Woof! That joke is sooooooooooooooo bad
2006-09-04 16:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!
2006-09-04 17:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've heard this joke before but it's still funny lol isn't it nasty to think about? lol
2006-09-04 16:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by MGM 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Gross but sooo funny!
2006-09-04 16:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes a bad joke!!!
2006-09-04 16:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by K B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny jokes
2006-09-04 16:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Jubei 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Long and corny! Y.
2006-09-04 16:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gross but hilarious, well done
2006-09-04 16:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by rosetta 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋