2006-09-04 14:56:45 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i think this is the worst question i have ever read... you should be ashamed of yourself... how could you make up such a question... what were you thinking....
ooops, i thought you said, Chinese-in-a-Can.... nevermind
2006-09-05 03:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since it's composed of WD40, old sweat socks, rancid cottage cheese, processed cat barf, and mashed lima beans, Cheez-Whizzed is an excellent substitute for hair gel and umm, certain personal hygiene products. It can also be used to lubricate squeaky hinges on '48 Plymouths and gallows trap doors.
But perhaps the most common use for this substance is to calibrate dosimeters and determine exposure to radioactive substances. If the subject and the Cheese-in-a-Can are the same color. . .well, you get the picture.
Greetings from the Home, and any time I can be of help, please let me know.*
* (Well, not between the hours of 4 and 5 PM, though -- that's Happy Hour here. I just love "2 for 1 Valium" Day!)
2006-09-04 22:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a little MacGuyver-esque know-how, Cheese-in-a-can can easily be converted in to the following:
1) A helicopter for dogs.
2) An orbit-to-Earth peanut-seeking missile.
3) Stiletto heels.
4) Food.
2006-09-05 11:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it handy in case your c4 doesn't show up. can double as a behind the ear cologne. lastly, you can hide it in your pants and attend a university of tennessee football game, squirting it as you exclaim you're such a fan you **** orange. i believe the smell will be realistic.
2006-09-04 22:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by The Beast 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tailgate parties/picnics anywhere spreading cheese is pain in the neck.
2006-09-04 22:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by miatalise12560 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We call that a Wisconsin Enema (not to be confused with Eminem, though I'm not sure why)
2006-09-05 01:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by ebemdpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can be made into Tofu, and no one would ever know, they both being so bland tasting
2006-09-05 15:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an excellent binding agent. I built my house with it.
2006-09-05 17:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheese and crackers
2006-09-04 21:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warding off evil spirits....duh! lol
2006-09-04 22:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋