Before you opt to answer, here are the rules:
A. You must be a female 18 or older.
B. Profanity will give you an automatic 5 point deduction in the category where it was used.
C. I do accept bribes.
D. This judge isn't impressed uncreative pornographic sexual references.
E. Intelligence and Wit are looked upon favorably
F. Womanliness, cuteness, and girliness are looked upon favorably.
G. A little cattiness is OK, but psychotic moodswings are not thought of highly by this judge.
H. The top 20 will be ranked here before I choose a winner.
I. Please keep all answers less than 100 words. This judge hates to read too much.
OK Here are the Questions:
1. Why are you more special than the rest of all the girls who responded here.?
2. Describe to me how you'd look like in a bathing suit and the type you'd wear. Visuals are encouraged.
3. Tell me your special talent.
4. What are your 5 turn ons?
5. Why would I fall in love with you & not the other contestants?
2006-09-04 14:30:10 · 12 answers · asked by Tones 6 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
1. More special because i have two different coloured eyes!
2. In a bathing suit I resemble Jessica Alba with hardly anything on
3. Special talent: Both of my legs can reach up around my neck
4. Show me your picture and im sure i could find 5 turn ons. = P
5. Because i am sweet and like fire all at the same time = )
2006-09-04 14:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jordy[♥] 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cuz im the great bolo. Im the specialistisistist.
Bathing suit? I go boxers and tank top. so there so so suck my toe
i can talk on two cellphones at once, trust me , this does get a lil difficult.
Sigh...5 you ask? Okie dokie. For starters, dont be the typical player kinda guy. That is typical. I loathe typical. Be genuine different something other than the norm. Wearing my panties doesnt count. Freak.
Dont think you are better than me. Stop looking up my skirt, Im above you. wink
Lying. Come on now. Unless its going to cost you one of your nuts ( i do carry knives ) then why bother doing it? spit it out and be done with it.
Stealing. dont steal from me. I shall tie you up and burn your toes off. This is not pretty.
And last but not least. For God sakes if you have a small penis just say so BEFORE sexual contact takes place. This whole working us up bit before sex boasting of a giant wazzer is silly. You might even get your *** stomped one of these days by that lil fib. Just be out with it. I have a smaller penis. Ok fine. I can work with that.
I think...
sips my coffee and debates this a lil more.
ahhh yea, I had to do a lil edit job here. Jazzy305 the first one who answered. She says she is studying to become an eye doc yet she has a difficult time spelling.
The new generation of eye docs scare me, go away scary girl with a scalpel.
2006-09-04 21:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by bolo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. I'm not special at all, having the same basic genetic make-up as the other females who applied.
2. I find bathing suits to be rather tacky. I swim fully dressed or nude. I look good either way.
3. I am a brilliant cook.
4. Kissing, charm, wit, hip bones and big noses.
5. You probably wouldn't. But if you did, it would either be my quirky personality or my enormous breasts. Or possibly the cooking.
2006-09-05 01:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. i am smart, love kids and am in college studying to become a what u call a eye doctor
2. well i am way to Innocent to describe the bathing suit part but i am mighty pretty : )
3. i am very very good singer and i am a dancer i love to go swimming in the hot days of summer
4. 1.My long brown hair 2. my big blue eyes 3. my Innocent charm 4. my clear face 5. my smile
5. i am very nice and respect every one i will never act stupid or dumb and i beat u that i am the prettiest one here.
i am 22 female and live in the USA
2006-09-04 21:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzy305 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. I am older, wiser, or mature, more experienced, own 2 homes in 2 diff States, and own a lot of cool vintage muscle cars
2. pretty dang good.. work out 3 times a week wear a tankini
3.humor
4.men in suits, fast cars, Mopars,thunderstorms,manners
5. I own more than they do.. wink
2006-09-04 21:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not more special.
I only wear a bathing suit in front of people who love me, that way no one is offended.
I can throw my middle finger out of joint.
Flowers, chocolate, finding the dishes or laundry done, biceps, long kisses.
I'm already married.
2006-09-04 21:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jill&Justin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an excellent idea, you are a witty guy, sorry not interested in becoming a contestant, (there wud b no need for anyone else to enter!)LOL but congrats on your excellent proposal!
2006-09-04 21:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
geez,all these questions!go look at my 360 and you'll find everything you want to know (except me in a bathing suit)I won't wear a bikini so it would be one piece with high leg cut and low back.I am NOTwell endowed except when i was nursing so I hope you aren't judging boobs.
2006-09-04 21:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by changeling 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am more special because they are not me. I look great in a suit and I hide it well...that would be my talent. I have no turn ons and you wouldn't.
2006-09-04 21:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by chattykatty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For what purpose ??
It is you are very handsome and really can belive you?
2006-09-04 21:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by Janice Tee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋