A- What movie is that quote from
B- I am having a chitty day, so tell me a joke
2006-09-04 14:18:38 · 11 answers · asked by lulu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I dont know the movie.
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2006-09-05 18:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
what do you get when you cross a turkey and an ambulance?
turbulence! I don't know how to spell it! I T no I'm not eye tea--I human being! turn on something funny! I thought you wanted a joke!
2006-09-04 21:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so this mother takes her child to the doctor and she calls him Bob and the nurse says oh thats a nice name and she says whats the other childrens name .The mother has 10 kids and says I named them all Bob .And the nurse was like well what do you do when you yell and they all come running and you just wanted the one child ,she replies I call them by their last names.
2006-09-04 21:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by Gypsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boondock Saints!!! Just about my favourite movie ever!
2006-09-04 21:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by Libby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A - don't have the slightest
B - Why can't warlocks (male witches) father children?
* Because they have hollow-weenies......!
(best I can do off the top of my head, sorry)
2006-09-04 21:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl walks in a ice cream store and says "I want a chocolate ice cream cone". The guy says "we are out of chocolate. Would you pick something else"? She looks around for a minute and says "I want a chocolate ice cream cone." The guy says "Sorry but we are out of chocolate ice cream. Would you PLEASE pick something else?" She looks around for a minute and says "I want a chocolate ice cream cone." So the guys says "Ok ma'am will you do something for me? Spell "VAN as in Vanilla." She says "Van". He says ok. Now spell "STRAW" as in Strawberry. She says "Straw". He say ok. Now spell "~uck" as in Chocolate. She says there is no "~uck in Chocolate". He says "That's right lady we have no ~uckin' Chocolate."
2006-09-04 21:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by dewstate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like one time this chick went into a bar and asked for a double entendre and the barman gave her one hahahahahahahahah ooooh i peed
2006-09-04 21:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by mr_soapytitwank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know the movie
so a guy walked into a bar. "ouch!" he screamed.
2006-09-04 21:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEEN MICHEL JACKSON AND A PLAYSTATION 2??????????????????????????????????????THEY BOTH GET TURNED ON
2006-09-04 21:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by cuthbert_brett 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the boondock saints!!!!!!!!!!
my fav movie!!!
2006-09-04 21:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by ♥jen♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋