Give me your funniest answer!
2006-09-04 13:13:47 · 12 answers · asked by FootballFan1012 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
It was rush hour on the road, but Bush told his supporters it was safe to cross. They believed him and subsequently got hit by the oncoming traffic.
2006-09-04 13:19:32 · answer #1 · answered by brian2412 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
To avoid stepping on the smelly political carcass of John Kerry?
2006-09-04 20:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Seeing as he is a Bush supporter, he obviously has no clue. So how would anyone else know.
2006-09-04 20:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by j h 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Because George Bush was having a hard time spelling "road"
2006-09-04 20:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by Vita 3 · 3⤊ 5⤋
To count the votes and get into the White House.
2006-09-04 20:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by RepoMan18 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
To kick the Liberturd to the curb ??
2006-09-04 20:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
the bullet missed Hillary Clinton and he needed a closer shot
2006-09-05 22:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by Kitten,Doc 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He saw a liberal burning an American flag. He went across the road, rescued the flag, donkey kicked the filthy liberal in the camel toe and then stabbed them in the heart.
2006-09-04 20:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Because he could see the chickens running free and happy on the other side!!!
2006-09-04 20:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
because Al Gore is laying dead on the street.
2006-09-04 20:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋