2006-09-04 12:57:47 · 20 answers · asked by pstewart5 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of butt cords
was attained on .
2006-09-04 13:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked this already but as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-04 19:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2006-09-04 19:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by )o( 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could.
2006-09-04 20:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by someones sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-09-04 19:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would chuck as much as it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-09-05 02:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by bookwormanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much as he could if a wood chuck could chuck wood!
2006-09-04 19:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by day dreamin baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck would, then a woodchuck could chuck what it should chuck.
2006-09-04 20:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question gets asked a lot (465 times by my last count), and yet no one has stated yet if this woodchuck is unionized, non union, or self employed.
Maybe we should set up a study group and apply for government funding in order to find out the answer once and for all.!
2006-09-04 20:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but a woodchuck can't chuck wood, so there is no actual answer.
2006-09-04 20:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by bluesparkles4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋