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"whatever you do, don't look in the trunk"
"I'll have a margarita, please"
"yes, I'd like a burger, an order of fries"

also, don't start humming the theme song to the TV show, cops.

2006-09-04 16:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by sexychik1977 6 · 1 0

Did you have to wake me up, I was having a great dream man.
or WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, YOU CAUGHT ALL THE MURDERERS, Rapists, Kiddie Fidlers, Terrorists, and Burglers and need reasurring that since you gotta badge youre almighty,

2006-09-08 12:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by Dez 3 · 0 0

Hello, Mr. Piggie! Want a donut?

2006-09-04 18:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I only was doing 90!

2006-09-04 18:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 0 0

"Ever heard of a breath mint? I mean seriously. Oh and...don't look in the trunk don't want you to see my marriwana."

2006-09-04 18:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Irina 1 · 0 0

Whatever it was that Mel Gibson said.

2006-09-04 18:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry, I left my driver's licence at the bar.

2006-09-04 18:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what the **** do you want from me again?!?!?! i just got pulled over for drunk driving 5 minutes ago!!!

2006-09-04 18:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4 · 0 0

I can't show you my license, the other officer took it away yesterday.

2006-09-04 18:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by jst4pat 6 · 1 0

I would offer you a beer, but this is my last one.

2006-09-04 19:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by morris 5 · 0 0

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