What are the answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask?
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine.
The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
regards,
A guy from Delhi
2006-09-04 11:13:08 · 13 answers · asked by I Need Love 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The answers to those are pretty obvious, I think.
1. Just say the truth.
2. If you do say yes. If you don't, be honest, and be prepared for a shoe to be thrown at you.
3. No, of course you don't look fat (even if she is fat, just say no - trust me!)
4. The answer to this one is of course, no! And it pays to complement her right about then, too. "No, you are prettier. You have beautiful eyes (or whatever)".
5. The answer to this is "I'd be very upset" not "I'd collect on your life insurance policy and buy a boat".
2006-09-04 11:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. How beautiful you look right now.
2. More than life itself.
3. Are you kidding me?
4. Not for a second.
5. Waste away to nothing.
2006-09-04 18:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by professor x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-09-04 18:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should we ask those questions...women already know the mens answers to them, which are.....
1- What are you thinking?.......Nothing, his brain is located downstairs.
2-Do you love me?.......Nope!...he's in love with himself!
3-Do I look fat?......Nope!...can't notice cuz he has his eyes closed thinking of Pam Anderson!
4-Do you think she is prettier than me?.......Who cares?....he's Just wondering how she would be in bed!
5-What would you do if I died?.....Nothing....he'd just find someone else to bang....he'd probably even meet her at your funeral!
Am I right ...or am I right?.....lol
2006-09-04 18:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by ~MissM~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The with exception of question 5, these are all no win/no correct answer questions. No matter what you say, you are in trouble.
The correct answer to no. 5 is: throw myself on your funeral pyre
2006-09-04 18:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good way to answer the questions
1. i'm think of you
2. of course i love you
3. no
4. nobody could be as pretty as you are
5. i would end my life to be with you again
2006-09-04 18:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by buttons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not silly, i was going to ask mt partner about the 2nd Q.
2006-09-04 18:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by hello 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a women and i think those questions are stupid. why would anyone ask those.
2006-09-04 18:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by carine-bean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing yet
we all do
nope
yes
feel sad
2006-09-04 18:15:25 · answer #9 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they aren't silly..it's alittle truthful
2006-09-04 18:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by lil bit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋