what excuse should I use when I phone my boss?
2006-09-04 10:05:07 · 32 answers · asked by tanjaneeka 3 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
I can't be bothered going to work either but the difference is that I am an adult & know that in life we have to do lots of things we don't want to. So suck it up & get on with it. Many people would be happy if they had a job to go to every day.
2006-09-04 10:14:09 · answer #1 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not go into work tomorrow and around about midday, start complaining that you feel rather unwell. A few oooo's and ohhhh's and timely groans will endorse this. Then you can safely have Wednesday off (with sympathy, if you're really lucky), and if you've pulled a very convincing act, stick Thursday in for good measure!
Alternatively, just ring up in the morning and say "I can't be assed coming into work today". Your boss will doubtless think that NOBODY can be that barefaced and assume you have a real reason which you can't disclose!
2006-09-04 10:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by Lily & Stu Too 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fell down the stairs, your dog is sick and needs to go to the vet, your still drunk from last night, the springs on your garage door broke and you can't get the car out cause the door won't open, you have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, you just found out that you were switched at birth so legally, you shouldn't come to work, knowing your employee records may now contain false information, your neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and you need to help her get it out, you've got diarrhea, you have to do jury duty, you've locked yourself in your bathroom, your roof leaked so all your clothes are wet, and your parents dog has died. Maybe better to use one rather than all of those at once. If all else fails you could try saying this.
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
If all else fails just pull a regular sickie and say you got a headache.
2006-09-04 10:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't go then and don't bother to phone the boss(that way YOU will not need to bother about work cause you'll not have a job)..
2006-09-04 10:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that you have come out in red spots and you think it might be chicken pox and your going to see your doctor about it . obviously you dont and you get to bunk off work for a few days and when you decide to go back after a few days tell your boss that it wasnt chicken pox it was some think with a long name and you cant remember it but your ok now because the doc gave you some cream for it!!!
Sorted!
2006-09-04 11:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by channy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Call in dead!
2) I worked at a golf course once and one of the clubhouse servers called in and said she accidentally got drunk and couldn't come to work.
3)Tell your boss your Grampa died,again.
4) You can tell him I was in a terrible accident and you're going to care for my children until I'm well. If it helps I'll send the brats, I mean darlings right over.
Hope this helps.. Tee-Hee
2006-09-04 10:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you want to go? what do you do? I would say you have a migraine as you can't prove that. If you say D and V you have to be off work at least 48 hours and they can insist on a bowel sample to check it's not contagious!
2006-09-04 10:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Wim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you and your boyfriend hector are having some real issues and you must tend to them. Trust me your boss will never ask any question about it because its just to embarrassing for him, unless he to is gay, then you might have a problem.
2006-09-04 19:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by sincity usa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had a drink last night and got legless.
You can't come to work today because you have motion deficiency.
When you woke up this morning, you couldn't find your legs or remember where you put them!!!!
2006-09-04 10:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't bear to logg off yahoo answers
2006-09-04 10:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by swoodleybird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋