does anyone know how to swear in french?

Answer 1

very well in fact. :)

con
fise du pout
va fair en coule
merde
va suisse ta beit
nic ta mere
bonleur (careful, le bonliure is a dance)
votre beit as aussi petit si tu nic un souris il ne va pas reilisse
J'ai as nic ta mere
cretin
garce
masturber
pede
gaiete

Not brilliant on the language but I know the expletives.
If you want the translations(I cant type them here)e-mail me at [e-mail]

Answer 2

Swearwords in English most commonly have to do with boldly functions or the results of bodily functions. Swearwords if French are mainly of religious origin. For instance 'Tabernac' literally comes from Tabernacle, a place of worship.
Any religious object or person, if used in context, can be a swear word. And if you really want to emphasize the swear, throw the phrase ST on behind it (pronounced ess-tee) as in 'moots gang fifi de tabernac esstee'!
It's a modifier which enhances the swear to something like the square or the cubic power of the original strength.
Note all swear words in this paragraph are provided for information only, and are not intended to offend.
I make no warrant as to the suitability of these comments for your application.

Answer 3

people would not be offended by trifles ,just don,t call a smart person dumb or a dumb person smart, call a trickster a harlot call a man a harlot a slap might be returned but thou has't won the battle, if a dog should bite you say thank you, don't start with a swear ,they told me,the battle to understand french is that even a swear is kind unless it is meant as an insult,love who your supposed to love not yourself, a little imperfection is occay;but seriousness is like water that quenches the tongue enough for the thirst ,not so much that you become a fish, some if they swear mean some swear in french means truth did you mean to curse as in to offend the sensibilities or anutterance of contempt or vulgar or to act stupid, to make a silly remark or to make ones mark as not having mind. to be slow or to be quick is given to every one to offend man or to offend god if one offends man and he laugh you have a friend, if you offend a woman and she has rage thou are doomed , if god smiles it because a heart is pleased with god,if a swear is sting it is a fool, if it is dung then it is that which can,t be used except to fertilize that which grows with such ,unclean waters tend make ill ,but laughter with ones self tends to be heard by at least one does a laugh hurt or does bring happiness if one swears in french and it brings joy then it is worthy if you swear it brings offence then it is a stumbling block, when you ask me if i know how to swear i only should say yes ,i know how to swear , badly

Answer 4

http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/9.1/curses/curses.html


you should still learn french though.. what if someone calls you a filthy pig in french and you don't even know what it means? .. you'll be too busy trying to hear the swear words and stuff :D

Answer 5

well, i don't know about swear words, but ..

absence d' esprit >> absence of mind <<<
bonne bete >>> good natured fool <<<<
qu'importe ? >>> what does it matter ? <<<
de'gout >>> distaste, loathing, disgust <<<
betise!! >>> what absurdity!! <<<

That's it !! Not much in the form of cussing !!
Yet, you can make a point !!

Answer 6

Tabernac,
Sacre Bleu,
Colisse
Merde (that means ****)
Phoque in frence means Seal!

Answer 7

merde means ****
thats all I know


Check out the babblefish site
(Its a good translation website, but I dont know the exact site. google 'babblefish' to find it)

Answer 8

Merde, no. Don't know a thing.

Pardon my French.

Answer 9

mon dieu!

merde means sh*t in french. I know that much.

Answer 10

Oui, un peu. Pourquoi?