Without targetting a specific person or using improper language (ones presently thought to be curse words, and racism, etc.), give me your best attempt at putting someone in their place in a smug manner. Make them long winded, snooty and holier than thou.
2006-09-04 08:40:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Terse and clever, ICG.
2006-09-04 08:46:54 · update #1
"the height of your endless ignorance almost induces me to vomit, yet i dare not waste my caviar dinner on the likes of you."
2006-09-08 13:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by jenn w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What, do you think your Superman? You can do anything and everything better than everyone else? If you think your so great at fixing everything, putting everything together, doing it better, why don't you get your "behind" in the kitchen and do the dishes. Make sure there is nothing on them since your just so super at everything. Not even a speck. If I see a speck then I will make you wash every single dish all over again. You big handy-man you. After your done with the dishes why don't you use your super powers to fly the garbage to the dumpster. On the way back be sure to fly yourself right into the path of a moving car.
2006-09-10 02:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your intellectual capacity is so dimunitive, that if foolishness were tangible, yours would equal a mass so expansive that it would collapse upon itself, resulting in a black hole. The gravity associated from your ignorance would then draw in the entire cosmos and existence as we know it would implode.
This would end the United States' search for a renewable energy source. So, congratulations, dummy. You are a hero.
2006-09-09 21:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I would explain, but, why do you ask?" works well, since my child has two extremely rare medical conditions that, together, make him the only one, worldwide, with those two documented conditions. It works well in emergency rooms, with triage nurses, to bypass them directly to the care my son needs to save his life and underscore the urgency and severity of consequences if she or he does not promptly get him an IV.
2006-09-04 15:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by I care about my answers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Her boobs are so fake, Carnation Instant Milk comes out the nipples.
2006-09-04 18:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by sweet & sour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shoulnd't say Do you understand, instead ..You should say am I explaining it correctly?
2006-09-10 09:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by Pi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S*IT OFF SPEW HEAD.
2006-09-10 06:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would, but you wouldn't understand.
2006-09-04 15:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by ICG 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋