I know exactly. precisely and categorically who will be running HELL I also have a fair idea of the governing structure and hierarchy of HELL. The great Satan has already been named, George Bush, but that is not quite the case. George Bush will be deputy Prime Satan and Tony Blair will be in charge of a lesser department of hell, he will see himself as assistant deputy Prime Satan but his correct job title will be chief toady.
There will be a kind of Royal Family of devils and demons headed by my ex, they will have no direct power but will be effectively running things by manipulation, brown nosing and various other means of underhand skulduggery.
The rest of hell's Government will be made up of other undesirables such as traffic wardens, customs officers, female teasers, CSA men, tax inspectors, thieves murderers, rapists and mothers in law.
I'm really glad I'm going to heaven.
2006-09-04 08:04:08
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answered by Anonymous
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"In yet another question, somebody mentioned that devil is the boss in Hell..." * he's flawed, * devil isn't the boss of hell, he has no autrhority there, he's not even at hell, devil is loose around the Earth tempiting human beings against God. * Hell runs "decrease than God's administration". The concept of devil working hell is from middle an prolonged time, not from the Bible. That is going alongside with a purple epidermis devil with horns and a trident. in simple terms not biblical. devil isn't a warden in a "rather heat detention middle", yet a criminal and quickly he would be arrested and locked down at God's prisions. Wardens, prisions are component to a Justice equipment; devil isn't component to it, different than the main needed criminal, a "shopper" not the "boss".
2016-11-24 21:26:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Hell is probably run by the Department of Motor Vehicles, because every time I go there, it's pretty much like hell on earth. And they smell like hell, too.
2006-09-04 10:53:40
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answered by pceej 4
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Can you appeal? That's funny as hell (pun intended)...but why is this in the gay and lesbian section? Are you trying to say something?
2006-09-04 07:49:11
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answered by theblackenedphoenix 4
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i have no idea. but there seems to be a bureau here that takes care of those issues and is always saying "you're going to hell". i guess they must know what they're talking about. they're the managers
2006-09-04 07:48:38
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answered by ? 3
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George Bush,with Cheney pulling the strings!!!!
2006-09-04 07:48:16
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answered by shirley e 7
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I think there is a Board of Directors, trustees, secretary and treasurer...regular elections...the whole nine yards
2006-09-04 07:49:34
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answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4
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No one runs hell it is a fiery pit of damnation and once God sends you there you stay there for eternity.
2006-09-04 07:49:45
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answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6
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It's a Theocracy of course.
2006-09-04 08:35:28
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answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6
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god runs hell...isn't he supposed to be in charge of everything and all powerful.
2006-09-04 09:15:30
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answered by Anonymous
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