how does your farting behavior change if there are people around? are you being true to yourself?

Answer 1

If you need to fart, you fart. If you are in a situation where you can excuse yourself to another room, or the bathroom, I do that. I go into another room or in a corner by myself and let one go, then go back to what I was doing. If I'm stuck farting in a group of people then damn it, I just do it, and excuse myself. Sometimes, I even say "excuse me" when I'm home alone tooting. ;) You needn't be ashamed about it, but don't sit there rippin' them like a chain farter without saying "excuse me!"

Answer 2

Of course it is different and can be compared to booger pick'n. When there are otheres around you don't just cram your finger up your nose and pick away. You try to sneak it in and twist it a coupel of times to get the little devil loosened up, and then at the last minute you may have to extend the time a little to actually break it loose from the nose hairs.
When FARTING, it too is a sneak method if people are present. Rarely do you just rip one off in the presence of people unless it is an accident, and then you blame it on your pet frog or a squeeky board in the floor. Or in my case the dog. I have people believing that my dog has the smelliest farts in the world. That way I can always blame him. He even has a reputation about farting that is the conversation at many parties. It always give me a feeling of guilt, mixed with laughter and pride, when I hear them talking, knowing full well it is my farts they are talking about. Other people have identity crisis. In other words their farts are all familiar in smell, and you always know who done it. I think my way is the smartest.
With boogers you nearly always get away with it unless you have an exceptional sticky one. In that case it is getting rid of it after the fact that is the dead give away. When you see some one with their hand out of the car window making small circles with their thumb and first finger that is a dead give away. If you watch long enough they will try to shake if off and it will not part from them. This action takes way too much time to be sly about it and someone is bound to see you in action. When they do it's a bust. Now on the other hand if the dog happens to be outside on the leash it is hard to blame him for the fart so you are busted for that too. It's a bad day!

Answer 3

If being "true to yourself" is affected by your farting behavior, you don't have much going for you, do you? I would hope you have other ways of defining "yourself"

Answer 4

Well since I have some manners left I usually don't fart around anyone unless I am sleeping then anything goes or so I am told.

Answer 5

It's ideal to keep it in around when other people are around but whats funny is wait till you get older and bend over and can't hold it in LOL I was in a store one day and this older gentlemen bent over to pick something up from the lower shelve and he RIPPED ONE LMAO he looked at me and said don't you laugh it will happen to you when you get my age LOL. I said I just hope they raise that shelve by then LOL (he laughed)

Answer 6

If I am arround people then I try to either move away before I let it go or I do my best to keep it silent so that no one will find out ie was me who cut the cheese. When I am alone I tend to not care how loud or how stinky.

Answer 7

Well... At last! An intellectual with reasonably high standards...! You know the code... It's just good manners not to get audible in the other gender's company... If they're family, well, they already know... That is all...

Answer 8

I fart when I need to. If someone doesn't like that I have a PERFECTLY NORMAL human bodily function they need a reality check.

Answer 9

You must become one with your fart.

-Master Joo Kim Long

Answer 10

when you can control your fart squeeze your muscles and you fart quiet or don't bother it will dissapear thru you stomach rumbling like french evolution warif you vegan it'is no stink when you eat meat it stinks like rotten eggs