Zidane was sitting on a bench in the park with his friend Thierry, everything was fine until.........
Finish it, please do not include any racist or rude comments, make it funny and not too long or too short either, best ending wins the points....
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2006-09-04 05:53:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
LOL!!! U PPL ARE JOKERS!!!
2006-09-04 05:59:08 · update #1
TOUZ, U R SUCH A JOKER!!!! LOL!!!!
2006-09-04 06:51:35 · update #2
R035, not so nice towards Zidane fans but i have to admit it was funny
2006-09-04 09:14:44 · update #3
Zidane was sitting on a bench in the park with his friend Thierry, everything was fine until.........
ZIDANE PULLS OUT A CIGARETTE AND STARTS SMOKING!
"CAN I HAVE ONE MEC?" HENRY ASKS.
"JAMAIS" ZIDANE REPLIED "YOU'RE PLAYING ITALY ON WEDNESDAY, REMEMBER?"
"DON'T WORRY MON AMI" HENRY LAUGHS, "BUFFON'S IS THEIR GOALIE AGAIN AND THE REF IS A FILTHY RICH SAUDI THAT'S INTO SOCCER JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.."
"IN THIS CASE LET'S GET DRUNK MY FRIEND ... I'M STILL CELEBRATING THAT HEADBUTT TO THAT AS$HOLE" ZIDANE SAID..
"MAIS QUI ZIZOU, IT REALLY STOLE THE SHOW AND NOBODY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE ITALIANS.." HENRY REPLIED
"YOU KNOW THIERRY?" ZIDANE CONFESSED.. " I MIGHT STILL COME BACK TO THE TEAM FOR EURO 08, BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK WE'D BE ABLE TO AVENGE THE UNFAIR LOSS OF THE 06 WC..... I DON'T SEE THOSE SUCKERS QUALIFYING! THEY'VE BEEN UNABLE TO BEAT THE SHITIEST OF TEAMS AND THEY PLAY SO BAD LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE..."
THEY BOTH STARTED LAUGHING AND ZIZOU CRACKED THE FIRST BOTTLE OF SCOTCH...
2006-09-04 06:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
...out of nowhere, a dog came along and jumped up on zidane's lap, barked in his face, and a pigeon flew overhead, dropping its waste on thierry's head. now thierry couldn't help zidane with the dog, so zidane was left alone to deal with the dog. thierry got an idea, leaned over pointing the top of his head toward the dog's mouth so that it could sniff what was in thierry's hair. at this, the dog leapt off zidane's lap, leaving zidane now free to help thierry. after this was resolved, they sat back down together and all was right with the world.
2006-09-04 12:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by vrandolph62 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They noticed a soccer ball rolling towards them from the kiddie play field near them. Thierry started to jump up to kick it back to them when Zidane ran in front of him and cut him off....this made Thierry mad so he reminded Zidane of how he missed that shot at the end of the World Cup.....Zidane said, "I may have missed that shot, but I sure didn't miss the one I gave you! Want another?"
2006-09-04 13:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by rooster2381 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zidane was sitting on a bench in the park with his friend Thierry, everything was fine untilI old Mister Barnslow started nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he started spinning it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" They thought he was crazy. But then they had some growing up to do.
2006-09-04 15:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by anitahooker_transvestite 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Zidane was sitting on a bench in the park with his friend Thierry, everything was fine until...
Buffon came by...they've said suddenly:Buffon!!pal!!!and Buffon sit there next to them and started to smoke.....henry was a bit tired after the match against Lithuania and said :"man i'm so tired...hey Buffon meet ya in the match!!!hope we will win but good luck!!!" and buffon said "man..Zidane really srry about ur final match....and oh yea dude henry....good luck to u too..let the best win!!!" and at the end Zidane said "man it ok mon ami....its all fair play...and only a game!!!"
then Zidane had to go and shaked hands with both and said GOOD LUCK to them............after Zidane left....henry started to argue and,.................................this continues after the match
ps:i know its not funny but u gotta see after the match...LOL
2006-09-04 14:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by #~*Deamon_chick*~Bee :D~# 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thierry brought up the subject of the best material for towels. Zidane said "cotton" Thierry said "Terry cloth." Zidane said " Well, thats your terry theory thierry."
2006-09-04 13:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
until a very large girl walked by. This girl was walking very slow as she devoured her extra large ice cream cone. She noticed Zidane and Thierry on the bench and decided to sit between them. She plopped her large caboose between the two and continued eating her cone. Suddenly, she turned to Thierry and said "Im gonna vomit on your boy", and quickly she looked at Zaidane and threw up in his face. Thierry busted out laughing on the ground and then the large girl stood up right on Thierry and puntured his lungs. Zidane thought to himself, 'I guess the vomits not so bad'
2006-09-04 13:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by gs_analyst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everything was fine until Zindane got up to leave, he tripped on his shoelace and was knocked out cold. Thierry started to applaude and said' "well done, the best dive ever! You should not have retired you still have the touch.
He then called up the entire French team and media hoping Zizou would do it again. As the hours passed they admired his commitment to making the dive look realistic until vultures started circling overhead. "Look even the birds are fooled."
Then after a few days he started to smell. Being French, no one noticed much until rats started munching on his shins. The crowd was in awe and declared him the best French diver ever.
Materazzi strolled by after all this and said that Zidane must be dead. He tested the theory by saying he was going to have sex with Zizou's mom. The crowd gasped as they awaited Zadines assault on Marco which never came. Realizing he was dead the French supporters stole his clothes and sold them on ebay, knowing they would be worth allot because he was now dead.
2006-09-04 15:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
...they saw Marco Materazzi walking by. All of a sudden Thierry and Zidane jumped up and ran at Marco. Marco struggled, but Thierry's headlock was too strong. Zidane pulled out his shotgun and from 1 foot away blew Marco's head off. The next day word of Materazzi's death led the world to rejoice.
2006-09-04 13:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by sqrly 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
...the following conversation happened:
- Do you think I made a mistake during the Final?
- Yes, a big one!
- But I wanted to win the cup... I know, I was not playing so well... their captain was always on my way... Gattuso was always tackling me... and that other tall guy said something bad to me... and I could not score... and...
- Stop finding excuses, your action made all of us become LOSERS (once again)
- Oh yeah?
- Yep
Zidane (the loser) stands up and... headbutt Thierry.
2006-09-04 13:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by soccer_mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋