You should have suggested that to Gene Roddenberry way back when. Since the average trekkie is such an amorphous little lifelong virgin, it may have given them one more thing to have wet-dreams over. Even I feel like Casanova whenever I'm in the presence of trekkies. I go about singing, "I've seen breaaaasts! I've seen breaaaaasts!" and they all pale and look at me with seething rages of jealousy.
I believe there was one episode where Kirk called Spock a "pixie-eared little poofter," but when Gerald Ford was the US president he called the network censors and now a voice-over impersonator says, "You miss me dear? You little jokester," or something nonsensical like that.
Which is really odd since Spock responds with the same, "Why don't you take off your rug and girdle and say that, you fat, runty, drunken old whoremonger?"
I do like the episode about the Tribbles, though. And the one where they beam down and Scotty's willy and Ohura's Star Tunic are missing in transit.
2006-09-04 06:35:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes sure. People love panty heads.
2006-09-04 12:06:10
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answered by Anonymous
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The series wasn't successful at the time it was first broadcast. So it probably wouldn't hurt.
I also think they should have called Dr. McCoy "King Gristle"......and Uhura "Foxylicious".
2006-09-04 12:06:14
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answered by Anonymous
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The dolls would have went Gold on sales. Too bad they didn't think like you back then. :-(
2006-09-04 12:07:53
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answered by Ronnie 2
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Hell yes! That probably would have made it even more popular!
2006-09-04 12:03:25
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answered by squallthedragons 1
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I prefer "pointy eared p*ssy".
2006-09-04 12:05:09
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answered by something'srotten 4
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And the greeting would have been "Live long and poop".
2006-09-04 12:06:42
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answered by Isis 7
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