Jokes are a good way of cheering me up!
2006-09-04 03:36:38 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Hope your day brightens up shortly ...
Hugs from a Loving Mom to a Brillant, as well as beautiful 8 year old Jared and Our Angel, Zachary (taken to soon but who will always remain in our heart) ~ Mel
2006-09-04 03:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by jaredsmommy2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God looks down on the Earth and sees the mess man has made of it all. He decides to destroy her and start all over again. He calls up Tony Blair, Vladamir Putin and George 'dubyah' Bush. He tell them,
'You are the three most important men in the world - I am going to destroy it tomorrow and start again. Go down and tell your people.'
When Tony reaches England he tells everyone,
'I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a god. The bad news is He's going to destory the world tomorrow.'
Putin arrives back in Russia and says,
'I have some bad news and some even worse news. The bad news is there is a god - we've been wrong for years. The even worse news is He's going to destroy the world tomorrow.'
George 'dubyah' gets back to the US and tells everyone,
'I have some good news and some great news. The good news is there is a god. The great news is He think's I'm one of the most important men in the world!'
2006-09-07 02:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by Helen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having read all your earlier replies, I'd be feeling suicidal if that's the best anyone can offer in the way of a joke!
Hope you're feeling better now anyway!
PS ... 5000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan. First reports suggest she's tired and her f**ny is a bit sore!
Sorry it's rude, but I hope it makes you smile! :-))
2006-09-04 04:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Entertainment and Music sub categories Jokes and Riddles!
2006-09-04 03:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by yacheckoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one in the whole world is like you are unique, and to see something no human has seen before or will see again , slice an orange in two, no one has seen that inside that particular one before, life is short go outside and smell the flowers walk barefoot on wet grass ,,,,,,, wonderful :-)
q: What's white and swings throgh the trees
a: Tarzan the fridge
2006-09-04 03:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by P-H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses r red, violets r blue
monkeys like u should be kept in a zoo
dont feel so angry, u will find me there too
not in a cage but laughing at u
2006-09-04 04:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JOKE: there was a stupid guy and a smart guy. Dumby wanted to challenge smarty. smarty says okay. first they see who crosses a river smarty makes a bridge it collapses dumby makes a dirt pile and crosses. Then they hav to get to the bottom of a cliff unharmed. Smarty makes a parachute it colappses. AND DUMBY WALKS DOWN UNHARMED!!!!
2006-09-04 03:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by zdavens 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irishman doin a jigsaw asks a englishman 'can you help me with this, its supposed to be a tiger'.
Englishman sighs 'just put the frosties back in the box'
2006-09-04 03:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by quay_grl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watch a happy action picture get some ice cream and do exactly no longer hear to the crap occurring around or recover from bypass on and on the tip of the day think of of how you lived interior the process the frightening element and be happy which you probably did no longer stay on it
2016-11-06 09:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by awad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing.........
Is this the real life.... Is this just fantasy.....Caught in a land slide, no escape from reality..........Open your eyes look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeeee....
Go on, you will have to do the rest by yourself I have work to do, And dont forget to head bang at the end!!
2006-09-04 03:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by ME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋