One of the lads described it as that, he didn't know what women made all the fuss about...have you got any advise I can tell him back for future reference?
2006-09-04 03:09:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, yes. It's EXACTLY like that.
Except a baby's, like, a million times heavier. And bigger. And more solid, And differently shaped. And it goes on for hours. And it hurts like sh*t. And you sometimes need stitches. And you have a baby at the end of it.
Apart from thatr, it's exactly the same
2006-09-04 03:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um no. it's nothing like Poo. It HURTS and there is a lot of blood and ripping. Other than the fact that you give birth to another life and the love of your life, the birthing part sucks. If you are really lucky, they'll cut you open and move around your insides to get the baby out and then staple you shut. That's a load of fun too.
2006-09-04 10:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by shimmerplanet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By far it is not even remotly close to having a big poo. It cant even be compared to a poo because of the sheer size of it! I have heard it described as if you had the ability to pull your lip OVER your forehead, you still would be a bit shy of the real feeling. So next time, ask your friend to grab some of his excess skin that ISNT supposed to be stretched, have his friend pull it until he passes out- then he will be close....
2006-09-04 10:15:57 · answer #3 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at all.
put it to him this way, try sqeezing something the size of a watermelon out a hole the size of a lemon. of course epiderals help tremendously, but not... not like taking a big poo. even with the drugs there is a lot of pain afterwards, for days. and if you have an epideral you tend to have issues pooping after. i didn't poop normal for over a month, so i can tell you that birth isn't even like being constipated.
2006-09-04 10:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jenessa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how women wish it's a simple as that. i gave birth once and im scared of doing it again.
there's nothing like it. it hurts like hell before and after giving birth despite pain killers. only similarity between the two process is the "pushing" part, because you have to push the baby out. the same muscles are involved that's why there are certain preparatory laboratory procedures done on the mother before giving birth like enema, to make sure that only the baby will come out when the mother "pushes."
2006-09-04 10:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From my wife,
Yes, if that big poo seems to be the size of a Bowling Ball and a the same time your **** are being squeezed by an elephant !
(so I think that was a no..)
2006-09-04 10:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Andy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i think its more to a big poo! the feeling is as if you got a really big junk which dont want to come out! Hahahaha.. its very painful and very hurtful... well, i have not experienced it myself but i heard this from few of my aunties... hahahaha so funny!
2006-09-04 10:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by Faradoves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm no. Just tell the guy he's a moron...Do you have any idea why men can't give birth? Because they couldn't take the pain and it's a lot of work...
2006-09-04 10:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by THP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, if that poo rips your bum hole to 6 times the normal size. Good luck with that BM...and no, you can't go number 2 at my house.
2006-09-04 10:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Ichi, it's not. Tell your friend that it's much like passing a watermelon...with a big mess....but you can get drugs to go with it, so it's all good ;)
2006-09-04 10:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋