I want to become a smoker, haven't smoked before... But it looks cool... what is the right way to smoke?
2006-09-04 00:59:19 · 14 answers · asked by poplockerbreaker 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
You walk into a shop, buy some smokes (plus matches or a lighter),open the packet, take one out, put it in your mouth (filter end first) and light it.
Then wait for your clothes to start to stink of smoke, for your bank balance to start dropping, and to die of cancer.
2006-09-04 01:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would rather encourage you not to smoke..I 've been a smoker for almost 2 years now. I want to quit but it's really difficult once you're hooked. It's not cool to smoke.
2006-09-04 01:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fist plan to spend around 200,000 dollars on your new habit over the course of your life,get a good health care plan because with out it your doctor bills could wipe out your savings,prepare to start the day coughing every morning,you will have a habit where you must have smokes with you at all times because it is very addictive,you will smell bad and your teeth will have nicotene stains on them,cigarette ashes are also a problem because they require you to clean more,So if you have a lot of money and arn't worried about your health,friends and having a clean house go for it.
2006-09-04 01:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by super stud 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You just inhale.
If you're worried about coughing, everyone coughs the first time because your body is trying to REPEL it because it is damaging.
Smoke is not meant to go in the lungs..
You need to keep trying it until you get used to it.
So yeah. Just inhale.
And it will only make you look cool to retarded 13 year olds. Assuming you're not actually one yourself. By the sounds of it you are.
2006-09-04 01:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Fluffy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait till your 13 years old then smoke. Everyone will think your really hard and cool.
In reality you will look a prat and smell.
2006-09-04 01:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Pete T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh i guess you light one up and then suck in the smoke.. and the feel the agony. I have tried it ONCE and found out just why its bad for you. But its your choice so good luck.
2006-09-04 01:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Joyce R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one of the dumbest people on earth. I know people who smoke for their whole life and watched them die a painful death (gasping for breath all the time) due to tumours in the windpipe and tumours aren't cool. And trust me. It isn't easy to quit even if you wanted to... This generation of people is so corrputed...
JUST DON'T START!!!!!!
if you want to be ruled by Satan for the rest of your life, it's your problem.
2006-09-04 01:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do you wanna start, just for the case of being cool are you crazy? now maybe you fine it cool but slowly you will damage for internal system., lungs heart etc.......and the wastage of money the other side.... please do not get trapped by smoking
2006-09-04 01:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 . take a trip to the paint shop .
2 . buy a tin of thinners
3 . poor it over yourself .
4 . light a cigarette
5 . the rest is easy
2006-09-04 01:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by kevin d 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Never start in the 1st place
2006-09-04 01:02:01 · answer #10 · answered by Trinity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋