My girlfriend is very happy girl.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was merely jumping around the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do" and she put the alive grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and unharmed.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the alive grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth,it was empty,then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that alive grasshoper is here now.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I feel very sorry for poor alive grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should I ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 2-3 minutes passed after it.How much time will he be alive? She kissed me and told that she will do whatever I wish, so please suggest something quickly please.
2006-09-04 00:51:29 · 10 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
too late im sure her stomach acids will have killed it.
2006-09-04 00:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going down the throat would take 8 seconds, the stomach acids would kill him in 2 seconds tops. So the guy had about 10 seconds. I'm not sure what poisions inhibit grasshoppers, but in that quanity the worst that can happen is she can throw up. However, if there is a farm, golf course, or something simaler nearby, i would suggest going to the hospital in case it had swallowed any insectide.
2006-09-04 08:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry young Grasshopper is going to die.
2006-09-04 07:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by thecat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper has probably already died, the grasshopper is in a better place now in heaven.
2006-09-04 07:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by babygirl4us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try feeding the grasshopper
2006-09-04 07:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by bash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never touch grasshoper how could your girlfriend swallowed it. nice grasshoper died in a humans stomach.lucky one
2006-09-04 08:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by nikky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper is dead. It is in her digestive system and will come out in her stool.
2006-09-04 07:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by jamesanderson22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny i have to go to the loo now
2006-09-04 08:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by OceanBlue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh lol u and me both know that grasshopper is dead if this story is even true
2006-09-04 08:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by liltexas36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. It's dead now.
2006-09-04 07:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ironball 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋